In the 1960s, when hippies were singing about free love and protesting the seal hunt, Ontario’s provincial park officials were clubbing massasauga rattlesnakes to death. But today, Kenton Otterbein, the head naturalist at Killbear Provincial Park, says campers are learning to live peacefully with Ontario’s only venomous snake, a species he describes as “darn cute.”

Most people wouldn’t think of massasauga rattlesnakes as cute. But then, most people don’t know much about them. They are less than three feet long with a dark and light blotchy pattern. Baby rattlesnakes are born alive without a rattle. At about 10 days of age they will rub against a rock and pull out of their first skin. The skin will catch on a knob at the end of their tail and the first segment of the rattle will form. They will add another segment two or three times each year when they shed their skin.

When camping and travelling in Ontario’s rattlesnake country it is rare to ever hear the rattle of a massasauga. They want nothing more than to avoid contact with humans. Being cold-blooded, they are only active within a narrow temperature band, one only reached between the hours of noon and 4 p.m. during the spring and between 4 and 10 p.m. during the summer.

Nonetheless, persecution by humans has relegated massasauga rattlesnakes to only a few pockets of habitat in Ontario, the most notable being the eastern shore of Georgian Bay. Statistics kept by the staff at Killbear Provincial Park indicate that, though incidents are rare, the people most often bitten by a massasauga rattlesnake are 18- to 30-year-old men, who’ve been boozing and are acting like the Crocodile Hunter—the guy from the television show of the same name who travels around the world catching poisonous reptiles and insects to impress his female co-stars. The other recorded snake bites are the results of people accidentally stepping on a snake in the dark. Otterbein at Killbear says the chances of being bitten are very low,

“There is a greater risk of drowning in a bathtub at home than being bitten by one of our rattlesnakes.”

In those rare cases that a snakebite does occur, first aid is the same as it is for any small puncture wounds says Lorraine Vankoughnett, the acting director of acute care at West Parry Sound Hospital. Parry Sound hospitals treat up to six bites per year and provide medical research and education across Canada. Vankoughnett says the best thing to do is to stay calm, clean the wound, bandage it loosely and seek medical help. “And do not bring me the snake,” she adds, in the hopes of dispelling a myth.

At the hospital, Vankoughnett and her team would perform blood tests and observe the patient for up to 24 hours. They have found that in one out of every four snakebites there is no venom injected into the wound. From the snake’s perspective, biting a human is defensive and a waste of its precious venom. They need to save their venom for mice.

Buried miles beneath our feet in the cavities and caverns of the earth are thousands of untold tales that date back millennia. When you know what to look for, sagas of glacial shifts, continental collisions and seismic activity can be read in the stone.

Modern versions of those stories are given expression in objects that we take for granted every day. Gardeners fortify their soil with lime. Cooks enliven their food with salt. We purify our water with carbon. In fact, minerals can be found in batteries, computers, televisions, kitchen appliances, cancer treatments, X- ray machines, vitamins and cosmetics. It’s something many of us don’t think about often, but the same can’t be said of the 13,000 rockhounds who descend on Bancroft during the August long weekend.

Long known as the mineral capital of Canada, Bancroft is a haven for rockhounds the world over.

Famous for its annual Rockhound Gemboree, now in its 43rd year, Bancroft has a rich history of mining that dates back more than a century.

Since that time, the town of 4,000 has gone through various peaks and valleys of commercial production booms in feldspar, soaps, paint and glass. Marble production marked another peak in the town’s mining history, resulting in the mineral’s use in such landmarks as Ottawa’s Parliament Buildings and Toronto’s Union Station. The last great boom occurred during the 1960s when uranium reached its zenith in world markets.

Bancroft’s first Gemboree coincided with the closure of the Faraday Mine in 1964. Since then, the town has capitalized on its rich history and geological diversity to attract a steady stream of tourists to the area. Chief among the region’s tectonic oddities are the large number of pegmatites that lay hidden beneath the earth.

Pegmatites contain an inner core of quartz and an outer shell sometimes speckled with radioactive materials such as uraninite. Pegmatites occur when volcanic activity is diverted by substantial barriers—such as the vast Canadian Shield. When the diverted lava cools underground it hardens and remains riddled with dazzling minerals such as sodalite.

The pegmatites are one of the major attractions that lure rock-hounds to the Gemboree says Christine Hattin, the events coordinator with the Bancroft Chamber of Commerce. “Exhibitors and dealers come from as far away as Europe, Iraq and Pakistan,” she says. Visitors are offered field trips to more than 30 collecting sites, have opportunities to hear lectures from geological experts and even pan for gold.

Although you don’t require a background in geology to collect minerals, it is important to outfit yourself with the appropriate gear prior to venturing out to collection sites. A basic rockhound survival kit includes safety goggles, boots, sample bags, a backpack, water, a pry bar, a compass and a small sledgehammer or pick. More experienced collectors often carry a hand lens, gloves, hardhat, guidebook and identification kits.

Commonsense safety guidelines should also be adhered to. Collect with a partner, tell someone where you’re going and stay out of abandoned mines, as these can be particularly hazardous.

Hattin suggests starting your rockhounding experience with a visit to the Gemboree to speak with other mineral enthusiasts.

“You find a diversity of minerals here and lots of people simply don’t have that where they live,” says Hattin. “For them, the experience is unique.”

It may have been the bristles scrubbing his four little chompers, but more likely he didn’t like being pinned to the cold tile floor like some midget wrestler while a malnourished Hulk Hogan rammed a toothbrush into his face.

Toothbrushing, like having teeth at all, was something new for Dougie and it was not something he was particularly fond of. He kicked and squirmed, screaming in protest, shaking his head from side to side doing his very best to spit out the brush. I was literally fighting tooth decay.

I’d just returned from the dentist office where I learned of an impending root canal. As a responsible parent I vowed to enforce a new toothbrushing policy upon my son so that he would not have to fear the drill in 35 years. I won the battle, of course, because I’ve got him by about 140 pounds. But all I’d taught him was that brushing his teeth is something he has to do because I’m bigger; because I said so. I hadn’t won at all. He went to bed with his mouth free of plaque and I went to bed with a heart full of guilt.

The next day Dougie dragged his little ottertail paddle over to a basket of laundry, climbed into the basket and began paddling his rubbermaid canoe and a week’s worth of socks across the living room floor.

I cried.

For years, prepping myself for the task, I’ve been asking outdoorsy parents how they turned their kids into little campers.

They all have wonderful stories to tell, all different stories of course, but the secret, they say, is including a little bit of camping, skiing, biking, canoeing and hiking into everyday life. Which I guess explains why we have a tent set up in the dining room, we wear bike helmets at story time and we own the Chariot CX2 adventure stroller reviewed in this issue’s new toy box column.

For two months I’d put Dougie on my knee with his pint-sized paddle while I hummed bits and pieces of old camp songs. Since he was born he’s been coming to the river with us watching kayakers play in the rapids. he often floats around with us in our canoe.

Seeing Dougie kneeling in the laundry basket paddling across the living room solved my toothbrushing dilemma.

Everything I wanted him to learn about camping I’d made into a toy or a game and made sure he saw us smiling and having fun. Yet something as routine and important as brushing my teeth I did in the privacy of my own bathroom. Then one day I produced a toothbrush, pinned him down and rammed it into his mouth. How shocking that must have been. Putting it like that, I can see myself appearing on the next Jerry Springer show, “On today’s show, hippie dads who go macho man on their kids to fight cavities.”

Lucky for me, Dougie won’t see that episode; he’d rather be camping than watching television.  

This article first appeared in the Summer 2006 issue of Canoeroots Magazine. For more great content, subscribe to Canoeroots’ print and digital editions here.