“Is this thing on?”
“Who’s driving shuttle?”
“My skirt is at the take-out”—said at the put-in
“Who has the car keys?”—said at the take out
“I’m just going kayaking for a few hours”—returns 24 hours later
“Let’s go hunt some stouts.”
“I don’t get why my boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife gets so mad that I go kayaking all the time.”
“Boofed it!”
“Nice Chacos!”
“Going to church.”
“Chaka chaka”
“Dude, I really love your Subaru.”
“I need to get sponsored.”
“My roll is so bomber this year.”
“What’s the level?”
“Can you zip me up?”
“Can I sleep in your car?”
“Do you think we can shower at the public pool?”
“My booties are so grimy.”
“I’ll pitch for gas next time we go kayaking.”
