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Postcards From The Clayoquot Cedar House

John Dowd's cedar house in Clayoquot Sound
Feature photo: Sander Jain

For about ten years Canadian sea kayak legend John Dowd lived on this remote island property in Clayoquot Sound. His hospitality, impact and popularity in the sea kayak community is made evident by the those who land on the beach in the summertime.

They come up to the old cedar house in order to see if John is still here. They come to experience a few breathes in its stillness. They come because of the legend of the place and the man. As quickly as they arrive, they push off into the surf once again.

Few people can ever live in a postcard. Photojournalist Sander Jain has spent more than two years here—living in John’s cabin. He is one of the transient faces at the heart and soul of this place.

Postcards from the Clayoquot Cedar House

A couple of years ago I moved to a remote island property in Vargas Island Provincial Park on the west coast of Vancouver Island. Vargas Island is located in Clayoquot Sound. It is well known as a magnificent wilderness region and world-class sea kayaking destination. It is the largest area of ancient temperate rainforest left on Vancouver Island and one of the most exquisite expressions of this ecosystem in North America.

John Dowd's cedar house in Clayoquot Sound on Vancouver Island
Feature photo: Sander Jain

The cedar house on this property, nestled in between the trees on the beach, is a comfortable dwelling. I enjoy keeping life untethered and simple, living without electricity and running water. A wood stove for heating and cooking, driftwood from the beach, candles for light in the evenings and plenty of rainwater are the only basic necessities for a life here in between the ocean and the forest.

Meeting people on the wild beaches who share a passion for outdoor adventure is a rewarding experience. I often find myself sitting around a campfire with a group of people, telling stories about wilderness adventures, sharing food and answering questions about the hermit lifestyle. I will invite them over to the cedar house where we continue conversations over tea and chocolate. It is always a pleasant surprise when a familiar face knocks on the door. At times, friends of mine who work as kayak guides will show up paddling around Vargas Island with their groups.

Everything about this place is alive

The ocean, beaches and forest teem with wildlife. Whales, sea lions and seals swim through to the beat of their natural rhythms. The bird life is abundant and vibrant. Bald eagles, ospreys, hummingbirds and raven keep me in constant company. When living in the same habitat as these wild animals it is a constant reminder to me that I am but a guest—a guest in their home that allows mine. When sea kayakers land on the beaches in the summertime I try and remind them to leave no trace but footprints.

The wolves know that I live in the cedar house—that I roam the surrounding beaches. They sense and observe me. They know my habits. I do not desire to see or find them nor do they want an encounter with me. We are aware of each others’ presence. There is respect for each others’ ways and shared preference for elusive co-existence. On morning and evening walks along the coastline, I see their fresh tracks in the sand running parallel to my own. I learn that we tread the same places just minutes or hours before or after the other.

Our schedules are naturally and dynamically delayed according to a code of gentle avoidance and invisibility. In mutual respect and with a shared appreciation of leaving space for the other, the mysterious relationship between each life form is left undefined and thus peaceful. Only every now and then our paths cross and for a brief moment, I dare to maintain eye contact with these beings that I share space with—a shy and attentive moment of mysterious recognition and alien familiarity that happens on the common ground of an unspoken agreement. In mutual awareness we are one by leaving space for the other.

A little trip to town

man stands and pilots small boat on Clayoquot Sound
Photo: Sander Jain

Access to this place can be difficult. The property is half-exposed to the ocean. In the wintertime, big storms roll in from the open coast and the conditions can be extreme. From spring to late fall I live here for about 10 days at a time with breaks of one or two days in between. I can text a friend who picks me up in his boat.

I usually put on my wetsuit, wade into the break and meet the boat in the water. A dock would not withstand the powers of the Pacific Ocean on this exposed side of the island, so there is no place for a boat to land. I will spend a night or two in the small town of Tofino. Time is spent meeting friends, using the Internet, as well as stocking up on groceries and supplies. The breaks for socialization remind me I am here only for a moment and I always look forward again to heading back home. After another 20-minute boat ride I get dropped off again, then wade in the shallow water with my immersion bags full of fresh supplies. I wave as my friend’s boat disappears into the distance of the vast oceanic-mountain horizon of Clayoquot Sound.

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This island never disappoints with its mind-blowing synchronicities that reveal how much coherence and beauty can be found if we practice aligning ourselves with the wheelworks of nature. The northwestern beaches of Vargas Island are some of the most excellent points of departure for sea kayak adventures into my favorite places to paddle in the world. I will never get tired of exploring the wild and remote corners of this outstanding wilderness paradise by kayak and reveling in this feeling of connectedness.

With the forest behind and the ocean ahead, it is easy to silently get lost in the grand panoramic views of Clayoquot Sound’s scattered islands, mountain vistas and open coast.

Living life in a postcard

A friend of mine recently visited me here at John Dowd’s cabin. Above, the seagulls we glided in the wind and the glassy surface mirrored the rocks nearby.

She turned and looked at me with a smile. “What’s it like living in a postcard, Sander?”

I laughed and thought for a moment. “It is definitely wonderful. Sometimes you can’t see the picture because you are in it.”

Sander Jain is an outdoor photojournalist with a comprehensive approach to wilderness, adventure, natural history and conservation.

Cover of the Early Summer 2017 issue of Adventure Kayak magazineThis article was first published in the Early Summer 2017 issue of Adventure Kayak Magazine. Subscribe to Paddling Magazine’s print and digital editions, or browse the archives.


Feature photo: Sander Jain

 

Glimpse Of Worlds Beneath The Surface

Glimpse Of Worlds Beneath The Surface
A group of paddlers paddling near a whale. | Photo by Ben Eby

As an outdoor photographer, I am deeply inspired by beautiful landscapes. I have chased wildlife and culture all over the world. I have longed to visit what is considered to be the edges of the earth. Back in 2010 I joined an expedition that left Resolute Bay in northeastern Nunavut and continued eastward through the fabled Northwest Passage and onward to Greenland. This trip allowed for many once-in-a-lifetime photographic opportunities. I decided to do something special with the collection of photos and thus began the transition into a more professional future. Touching the fringes of the far north allowed me to continue dreaming.

[Also Read: Ben Eby’s Wildlife Photography Kit]

Since that time, I continued to imagine what it might be like to travel to the opposite pole of the planet. What would it be like to visit the tip of South America, in the world’s most southerly city, Ushuaia? What would it feel like to be standing immersed amongst the wildlife on the shores of South Georgia Island? I tried to imagine what it would feel like to visit even the continental Antarctica itself. This past winter the dream became an epic reality.

Glimpse Of Worlds Beneath The Surface
Glimpse Of Worlds Beneath The Surface | Photo by Ben Eby

Onboard our ship, the Akademik Ioffe, experts including biologists, glaciologists, researchers and a resident photographer ensured downtime wasn’t wasted. Time was invested in educating passengers about wildlife, geology and tips on how to get that perfect photograph. One of the most exciting activities offered during the trip was the sea kayaking excursion. At each suitable destination, those of us who had expressed interest for kayaking would put on their dry suits and gather for a pre-launch briefing. We were then motored by Zodiac to a cluster of kayaks moored nearby.

On the day this image was captured, nearly 100 humpback whale sightings were counted in the surrounding Gerlache Strait—a channel that separates the Antarctic Peninsula from the islands that make up Palmer Archipelago. At this moment in particular, the group was treated to a show they’ll likely never forget. A pod of krill-hungry humpbacks spouted before us. These baleen species mammals submerged mere feet below the colorful hulls and their flukes bid farewell as if it were a grand finale.

 



This article originally appeared in Adventure Kayak
Early Summer 2017 issue.

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Steve Ruskay’s Arctic Ice Paddling Kit

Photo by: Gabriel Rivett-Carnac
Photo caption: A man laying on the ice, under his kayak.

Paddlers have been navigating icy waters since Inuit hunters created the sea kayak thousands of years ago. Paddling from ice shelves presents an interesting set of hazards and challenges for kayakers. These can range from slippery surfaces, negotiating ice walls and paddler safety. Once these unique hazards are understood and safety measures are in place, paddling from and around ice can be fun and safe. Assessing ice conditions takes a great deal of knowledge and experience. To manage these conditions Arctic guides require specialized gear.

Here is what’s in Steve’s Arctic paddling kit.

1. BLACK DIAMOND 22-CENTIMETER ICE SCREW

These are the fastest and most effective way to build a secure anchor point on a frozen ice surface. Ice screws come in a variety of lengths depending on what kind of ice you anticipate. Sea ice is more porous and less dense than freshwater ice requiring longer screws. Ice anchors can be used for ice rescue, hauling boats out of the water and moving ice floes that are in your launch zone.

2. PETZL GLACIER MOUNTAINEERING AXE

Ice axes are not essential for all excursions but can be used for testing ice strength and thickness and breaking overhanging or undercut edges. An axe will also work as a hasty anchor in a pinch.

3. OMEGA CARABINERS

Wire gate carabiners are the best in cold-water situations because the gates are less likely to freeze. Carabiners are easy to store, access and utilize for a variety of activities.

4. OMEGA PACIFICS PULLEY

These small, lightweight pulleys fit easily into the gear pocket of a Kokatat Poseidon PFD (see pg. 70.) Three pulleys will be sufficient for a variety of rigging including mechanical advantage systems for personal belay, self-rescue, companion rescue or to raise kayaks over a difficult ice mantle.

5. STERLING PRE-TIED WEBBING

In this application, pre-tied webbing can be used as an anchor, a rescue harness or to rescue a cold swimmer. A pre-tied webbing loop can be worn around your waist as a belt so it is always there when you need it most.

6. ICE AWLS

These hand-held ice picks are designed to assist a swimmer self-rescue from the water. If the possibility of a slip and fall into water from the ice edge is present, consider ice awls that can be worn around your neck for easy access. Should you find yourself in the water and need to climb back onto an icy surface, ice awls are your best chance at getting out.

7. BLACK DIAMOND DEPLOY SHOVEL

On extended Arctic trips where the shoreline is anticipated to be ice laden or snow-covered, a shovel can be a useful tool. I prefer Black Diamond models with metal blades. These are great for scraping away soft ice or slush in order to insert an ice screw correctly.

8. EXTRA MITTS

Exposed hands submerged in icy water will stop working after 10 minutes. Keep extra warm and dry mitts ready to change into them. If you can’t use your hands you will not be able to paddle, or help anyone else. My go-to paddling gloves? Kokatat’s Inferno Mitts.

9. NORTH WATER RAVEN THROW BAG

Toss a line to a cold swimmer. Build a raise-or-lower system for your boat and meet coast guard requirements all at the same time. The Raven design has a larger opening and holds 20 meters of 9 millimeter floating line.

10. GOOD FOOTWEAR

Operating on slippery and variable surfaces requires solid grip. A sturdy shoe provides better traction than a floppy neoprene paddling booty. My personal preference is the Astral Rassler’s for their sticky soles and overall comfort. For extreme ice conditions, consider a set of Yak Trax or mini crampons.

Steve Ruskay is a Kokatat Paddling Ambassador and the lead guide for Black Feather – The Wilderness Adventure Company. He spends summers guiding the icy waters of North Baffin Island and the eastern coast of Greenland. Steve is also an ice rescue instructor for Raven Rescue. Follow Steve’s adventures @ruskayvision.



This article originally appeared in Adventure Kayak
Early Summer 2017 issue.

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8 Days In The Galapagos

GALÁPAGOS DREAMS | PHOTOS: DUSTIN SILVEY

Dustin Silvey has sea kayaked in numerous places around the world. Visiting this UNESCO World Heritage Site by human power has been a dream for Silvey since 2004. He is currently planning more adventures while finishing his PhD in medicine, working with Indigenous youth.

Off the coast of Ecuador in the Pacific Ocean lies an archipelago that can transport travellers to a prehistoric time. The Galápagos Islands are on the bucket list of many travellers. It consists of hardened molten lava, small shrubs and a myriad of species of animals that have little-to-no fear of humans. I had become interested in the islands after my first trip to Ecuador in 2004. Twelve years later I was able to return for a, off-the-beaten-path visit to these famous islands. Most people visit the islands on large yacht tours. We decided to try something a little different. Working with ROW Adventures, we secured a guide, camping permits— which are close to impossible to obtain on the islands—supplies and a fleet of kayaks.

We started our trip on the Island of San Cristobal. Curious turtles surfaced along the kayaks and dolphins leapt in the small swells. Sea lions swam under our kayaks and blue-footed boobies swooped low, investigating what food we had brought. At camp, hermit crabs visited in hopes of acquiring some fallen scraps. Iguanas perched on the rocks waiting for the sun to set and sea lions waddled up the beach to investigate.

DAY 1-3

After landing in San Cristobal Island, we paddled roughly four hours along the coast to reach our secluded camping beach. The next day was spent paddling a couple hours down the coast and then jumping aboard a small catamaran for snorkeling along Kicker Rock, looking for white tip reef sharks and sea turtles. On day three we headed to Isabella Island, the least modernized island and looked for tortoises and flamingos.

DAYS 4-6

We spent the day hiking Sierra Negra, the second largest active volcano in the world. The following day we headed out to do some snorkeling with more sea turtles than a person could count. Finally, we searched for the elusive hammerhead shark. We found it.

DAYS 7-8

The next day we headed to Santa Cruz Island and did some paddling around its coast. The last day was spent hiking to the highest point of the island and looking for more tortoises.

GALÁPAGOS DREAMS | PHOTOS: DUSTIN SILVEY

Stats

WILDLIFE

Sea lions, sea turtles, tortoises, reef sharks, hammerhead sharks, finches, flamingos, iguanas,

dolphins, crabs, hermit crabs, blue-footed boobies and more fish than you can count.

TERRA

Dry, rocky islands covered in white sand formed by calcium carbonate.

POPULATION

25,000

DIVERSIONS

Snorkel with sea turtles and reef sharks, hike the still active Volcano Sierra Negra in Galápagos, visit the tortoise breeding centre. Wander the islands and try not to step on the marine iguanas whose colours blend into the rock and search for flamingos in the San Isabela lagoon.

BEST EATS

Ceviche made from fresh fish caught that morning.

OUTFITTERS

Only one kayak company has a permit to camp on the islands: Row Adventures [Rowadventures.com]. A kayaking trip with them lasts eight days with a total of four days of kayaking around the islands, with the remaining time being spent on hiking and boating expeditions. The two nights of camping is an unforgettable experience that is unheard of on the islands.

HOW TO GET THERE

The Galápagos Islands are located off the coast of Ecuador. The best way to the islands is via a flight from either Ecuador’s capital, Quito, or via the largest Ecuadorian city, Guayaquil.



This article originally appeared in Adventure Kayak
Early Summer 2017 issue.

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The Courage To Live Better

THE LATE FRANK GOODMAN AND A GROUP OF FRIENDS, BREAK FOR LUNCH ON A GRAVEL BEACH ON ANGLESEY ISLAND, WALES.| Photo by: Stan Chladek
THE LATE FRANK GOODMAN AND A GROUP OF FRIENDS, BREAK FOR LUNCH ON A GRAVEL BEACH ON ANGLESEY ISLAND, WALES.| Photo by: Stan Chladek

“Frank Goodman is dead.” I paused for a second, phone pressed to my ear.

“Hi there, can I ask who is calling, please?” I said.

Bruce Winterbon paddled the Noire River with Frank Goodman in the early ‘90s and felt compelled to call Adventure Kayak and let us know the news. This telephone call kicked off a flood of calls and emails carrying the news that sea kayaking adventurer and Valley Canoe Products founder Frank Goodman had passed away at 86-years-old.

I didn’t know Frank Goodman, not really. I had certainly never met him. Anecdotally, I was aware of his presence as a pivotal figure in the sea kayaking community. He had dabbled in music, art and the British whitewater slalom scene. He flew powrachute aircraft and was part of a team who sea kayaked around Cape Horn, Chile in 1975. His most famous sea “canoe” design, the Nordkapp, is on display at the British National Maritime Museum. The list of accomplishments and accolades grows on page 39, as former Adventure Kayak editor Tim Shuff delves further into the father, friend and explorer that the world knew as the insatiably curious Frank Goodman.

I am not a dyed-in-the-wool sea kayaker. I was not born and raised in a kayak. Until I was three-and-half years old, I lived in a 10-foot wide trailer on the southeast side of Vancouver Island—you are free to make whatever inferences about my parents you choose. My dad sea kayaked around parts of the island a decade earlier. Back then it wasn’t considered hard-core to spend days paddling with just fishing line, a fillet knife and lemons as the sole source of nourishment. They were just fun-loving hippies having their ‘fros tossed around by the ocean. Berries and trickling streams were their Clif bars and Nalgene bottles. But sea kayaks were not in my dad’s life when I arrived in his.

Reading Shuff ’s chronicle, I instantly found affinity to Frank Goodman’s life. He wasn’t a dyed-in-the-wool sea kayaker either. Curiosity pushed Goodman to build a homemade sea kayak and take it out in tidal surf—his life changing in an afternoon. Great moments in sea kayaking history followed because he was curious. I came to Adventure Kayak in a roundabout way. I’m curious too. My affinity for pushing boundaries parallels Goodman’s.

THE LATE FRANK GOODMAN AND A GROUP OF FRIENDS, BREAK FOR LUNCH ON A GRAVEL BEACH ON ANGLESEY ISLAND, WALES.| Photo by: Stan Chladek
THE LATE FRANK GOODMAN AND A GROUP OF FRIENDS, BREAK FOR LUNCH ON A GRAVEL BEACH ON ANGLESEY ISLAND, WALES.| Photo by: Stan Chladek

My moment took root at 28. I was on a six-and-a-half-year walkabout through Europe—oscillating between an undergrad degree in philosophy and time spent as a volunteer in the former Yugoslav Republic—you are also free to make whatever inferences you choose about my parents’ son. I found myself sea kayaking on the coast of Croatia and in that moment decided my life needed a course-correction. That decision to visit the famous Blue Cave off the island of Biševo by kayak had lasting impacts beyond what I could have ever imagined. It took three years and dropping out of a Masters in Philosophical Anthropology before I applied to an adventure guide training program. Sea kayaking on the coast of Croatia has become present day moments on the rocky shorelines of Lake Huron’s Georgian Bay. It has turned into solo sessions in the current by our office for low braces and re-entry practice. On the surface these are just the periphery of a life that has changed.

It takes vulnerability and courage to be curious. When you allow it to grow, life-changing moments can come unexpectedly—occurring in an instant, afternoon or years. Goodman’s moment of curiosity bore fruit in an afternoon playing in the surf. His legacy is not grounded solely in the design of our hatch covers and waterlines. He was ravenously driven to discover how things could be done better; how sea kayakers could experience the water differently. The beauty of his curiosity is that it changed his life for the better and probably yours and mine as well.



This article originally appeared in Adventure Kayak
Early Summer 2017 issue.

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Venturing Into Quetico With The Voyageur Wilderness Programme

Courtney Boyd/Ontario Tourism
A group of people paddling a large canoe.

Tucked between the dining room and the pantry, I’m sitting in the Voyageur Wilderness Programme map room with my feet on the coffee table enjoying a cup of blueberry tea. On the shelf behind me sits a Métis ceremonial headdress along with two beaver pelt bourgeois hats. Madeleine Savoie is tracing the many lakes and rivers of her favorite Quetico canoe routes on the 11 topographic maps cut and pasted together. To scale the map room wall would be 90 kilometers wide and the ceiling would be 60 kilometers high.

Venturing into Quetico with the Voyageur Wilderness Programme

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The map room wall is 90 kilometers wide and 60 kilometers high. | Photo: Scott MacGregor

At the bottom of the collage, at about her knees, Madeleine points to the dotted line that is the 150-mile Canada-United States border joining Quetico Provincial Park to the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness. The Boundary Waters Canoe Area is not as big as Quetico yet is said to be the most visited wilderness area in America. Some 2,000 marked campsites stretch over 1,200 miles of canoe routes and 12 hiking trails see 250,000 visitors every year. Quetico is wilder by comparison with no marked camping sites or portages and it sees only 11,000 visitors per year.

Voyageur Wilderness Outfitting was one of the first companies to provide outfitting services for backcountry canoeists entering Quetico. Fifty-seven years later it is still one of only a handful of companies serving just 21 entry points to the 1.1 million acres of protected wilderness. Madeleine points to the spot of the map where we are sitting on Voyageur Island. It is only a short paddle to where we’ll be lifting over into the park.

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Metis ceremonial headdress and beaver pelt borgeoois hats line the native pine walls. | Photo: Scott MacGregor

My twelve-year-old son Doug and I fly into Northwestern Ontario where we meet Paul Anthony Pepe, manager of tourism for the City of Thunder Bay. Pepe knows the reason paddlers come to the North is wilderness areas like Wabakimi, Woodland Caribou and Quetico. He’s positioning Thunder Bay as “the urban gateway and basecamp for the region’s outdoor adventures”.

We arrive a day early like Pepe hopes all wilderness travellers will do. We stay the night at the historic downtown Prince Arthur Hotel overlooking Lake Superior and Thunder Bay’s newly rejuvenated waterfront marina park.

This is not my first rodeo in the North. I spent five years in Thunder Bay getting three degrees in outdoor recreation, geography and school teaching. Doug and I tour the Lakehead University cam. Includes pancakes, saunas, good coffee and the hotels where I used to find the cheapest pitchers of draft beer.

The Nym Lake access to Quetico Provincial Park is two left turns leaving the airport and then a lonely two-hour drive west on the Trans-Canada Highway. Before we get to the old mining and lumber town of Atikokan, that now calls itself the Canoeing Capital of Canada, we make our final left turn onto a gravel road which dead ends in a parking lot at the waters edge. Doug and I meet up with documentary filmmakers Goh Iromoto and Courtney Boyd along with Ontario Tourism’s adventure partnership coordinator Steve Bruno, who put together this trip to Voyageur Island.

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Inside the Voyageur Wilderness Programme pack house. | Photo: Scott MacGregor

Michelle Savoie greets us at the dock on Voyageur Island. She is dressed in her flowery voyageur chemise, corde du roi, sash and moccasins. I offer a handshake which she knocks aside to give me great big hug. Michelle has been advertising her outfitting business in Canoeroots magazine for the past 16 years—nearly as long as she’s been inviting me and my family to visit.

We are shown to our Simon McTavish lodge room. All the buildings are named after famous figures from the fur trade. Inside hangs a historic Quetico canoe route map, a Hudson’s Bay Company point blanket and of course, a paddle. The room is rustic and cozy—a perfect place to spend a night before or after a wilderness trip. But we spend very little time here except to sleep.

The main lodge has been the meeting place for thousands of groups for almost six decades. The coffee is fresh, pewter mugs line the shelf above and the fruit bowl is overflowing. In the great room an old guitar rests in the corner against a bookshelf stuffed tightly with adventure stories, volumes of poetry and dog-eared interpretive guides. These pine walls have heard stories of grand adventures and the tables have held three generations of cribbage, Scrabble, and Monopoly. While Doug is learning the rules of Settlers of Catan, I sit down with 82-year-old Guy Savoie to learn the history of this place.

Voyageur Wilderness Outfitters was started in 1958 by Charlie Ericksen and Jean Goff, he tells me. The couple had met in Duluth, Minnesota where Goff was an executive with Sears, Roebuck & Company. She had lost a son and wanted to develop a youth program or camp in the Duluth area. Ericksen was a conservation officer with the forest service. How the two ended up in Atikokan in Northwestern Ontario, Guy isn’t sure.

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82-year-old Guy Savoie, Metis elder, genius story teller. | Photo: Courtney Boyd/Ontario Tourism

At a forest service conference in the early 1960s, Ericksen learned of the new environmental concern, acid rain. When he took up the fight against acid rain Ericksen’s colleagues thought he had a screw loose. He figured if he couldn’t convince his peers and his generation of the dangers of acid rain, maybe he could teach young people about it. And so Voyageur Wilderness Outfitters became Voyageur Wilderness Programme—an educational program focusing on ecology and the importance of the environment and the dangers it faces.

“He was at the right time. There was all that hippy movement. Things were very volatile and impressive. They came in droves,” says Guy. Ericksen and Goff were teaching 1,200 to 1,400 young students through their 10-day program every summer. The children arrived by bus, usually spending the first night at the lodge, like we did. They were given instructions on how to canoe. Many had never seen a canoe or touched a paddle.

“We taught them to roll their sleeping bags from the head first in case the roll gets wet,” Guy laughs. “It’s okay to have it damp at your feet and better to have it dry at your head. They’d learn things like that and then they would head out for a seven-day wilderness trip.”

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Photo: Courtney Boyd/Ontario Tourism

Because the canoe was the only way to travel into the park—the only way anybody has ever travelled in the park—it was an obvious vehicle to use to teach ecology. But Ericksen and Goff needed a theme to interest the youth.

“The lure of the voyageur grabs young people. It’s adventurous. It had lots of pizzazz. It still does,” says Guy. “The voyageurs were He-Men, they had to be. The Grand Portage on the Pigeon River was nearly nine miles long. The voyageurs carried two 90-pound bales on their shoulders. They’d get an extra Spanish dollar if they carried a third.”

Guy and his wife Leá were good friends with Ericksen and Goff and had spent the Thanksgiving weekend of 1977 at the lodge putting away canoes and closing up for the winter. Ericksen was a severe diabetic and not feeling well. Guy remembers telling him to slow down and relax and write more. Ericksen replied, “If I’m going to go, I’d sooner be doing what I’m doing.”

Goff called early that Monday morning to say that Ericksen died in the night of a massive heart attack.

For seven years Goff tried to keep the business going until finally she called Guy and Leá, “You’re the only ones who know the program. You would be perfect.”

Guy is an aboriginal Métis elder. He was at the time president of Winnipeg’s Festival du Voyageur. In 1804, his direct ancestor, Francois Savoie, signed a voyageur contract at Fort William to travel between Fort William and the Red River Settlement. Running an outfitting business called Voyageur Wilderness is in his blood. The Savoie family bought the shares of the company and ran their first school programs the summer of ‘86.

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Complete outfitting, check. Partial outfitting, check. Rentals, check. Eco-lodge, check. | Photo: Scott MacGregor

The charm of Voyageur Island is that it feels like nothing has changed since the ‘60s. However, Guy tells me that his business, like most, needed to evolve to change with the times.

The summer after the September 11 attacks, five long-time schools cancelled their trips to Voyageur Island. American schools at the time were cancelling all international trips.

“After the plane crashed into the towers, we lost one-third of our business in one swoop,” says Guy. And just when Voyageur Wilderness Programme was almost back to pre-9/11 numbers, along came the economic crisis of 2008.

At the age of 67, Guy officially retired and passed the bourgeois hat to his second eldest of six children, Michelle. As it turns out, running a successful outfitting business in the north requires the wearing of many different hats.

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We stay our first night on one of the rabbit ears campsites on Batchewanng Lake just inside Quetico Provincial Park. | Photo: Scott MacGregor

While Voyageur Wilderness Programme still runs their 10-day school group program, Michelle is focusing more on outfitting private groups as part of their complete business model.

“I’m fortunate to have an incredible elder like my dad,” say Michelle. “He empowered me to try new things with the business and not be afraid to make some mistakes. He always says, ‘If you don’t try, you won’t know—so what do you have to lose?’”

Canoeists heading into Quetico would call Voyageur Wilderness Programme and ask Michelle if she rented canoes. They asked if they could stay a night before or after their trips. Adventurers wanted her to help them with route planning, meals and equipment rentals. It seems when you are located 500 meters from 1.1 million acres of protected Canadian wilderness and say yes to all sorts of customer requests, soon enough you will find yourself in the full service canoe outfitting business.

“We’ve simply expanded our emphasis of our eco-practices to the outfitting of individuals, smaller groups and families,” says Michelle. “In them we try to install good values and educate them about the environment. I believe that with knowledge comes respect.”

Before we venture into Quetico Provincial Park, Michelle walks us through a passionate backcountry best practices presentation that I’m sure she’s done one thousand times before. At the end she tells us that she believes our time together creating memories and experiences will inspire us to preserve and protect the wilderness for future generations.

Doug and I paddle off toward the park in silence.

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Three generations of the Savoie family known for their perseverance, tenacity and joie de vie. | Photo: Courtney Boyd/Ontario Tourism

What happens to the third generation of children with Métis and voyageur blood who spent their summers on a small island just outside a wilderness canoe tripping paradise?

Michelle’s children had only one rule: They could go anywhere on the fiveacre island so long as they were wearing their lifejackets. As they got older they were assigned chores like sweeping cabins, working in the pack house, stacking wood and teaching guests how to paddle. At 18 they ventured into the park as wilderness guides and continued to do so throughout university.

Madeleine, now 27, tells me that she and her older brother Joseph have plans to someday return to Voyageur Island and run the business together. For now however, she is happy as a paramedic in a rural area south of Winnipeg. Joseph is a wildlife biologist and conservation officer in the tiny hamlet of Qikiqtarjuaq, Nunavut. He couldn’t be part of the filming week because he was even further north in Pond Inlet tagging narwhals.

Madeleine thinks when her parents decide to retire she and Joseph have lots of things that they will keep exactly the same but there are a few things this new generation would like to change.

“There will be two of us, so we’d like to run programs on the island all year long,” she says. They also have plans to reorganize the pack house to make outfitting groups more efficient. These are small but important changes you might end up thinking about rolling tents and nesting pots as teenagers or now on slow nights in an ambulance or on ice floes when the narwhals don’t show up.

VI 9
It is about connecting to each other and to the land. | Photo: Courtney Boyd/Ontario Tourism

Like every Voyageur Wilderness school program since the 1960s we return to Voyageur Island from our canoe trip in Quetico to the welcoming sound of bagpipes. Now we are relaxing in the main lodge, the adults reading and editing photos while the kids are back at the board games. The fire in the sauna by the lake is heating the rocks above.

When the cook rings the iron triangle dinner bell Doug and I sit at a large round table for a traditional banquet with three generations of French Canadian voyageurs—Guy, Michelle and Madeleine, the direct descendants of Francois Savoie.

After the sit down supper we meet outside at a teepee for closing ceremonies— to appreciate our connection to the Earth and be symbolically welcomed into the family of the voyageurs.

Doug and I were mangeurs de lard when we arrived. And we were still pork eaters when we came out of the park. But now we are real voyageurs.

Michelle closes the evening with a reading from First Nations’ leader Chief Seattle, “This we know: All things are connected. Whatever befalls the earth befalls the sons of the earth. Man did not weave the web of life; he is merely a strand in it. We are all connected.”

VI 10
Behind the scenes with Goh Iromoto filming The Canoe. | Photo: Scott MacGregor

The segment of Goh Iromoto’s film The Canoe filmed during our visit to Voyageur Island is entitled, “The Connector.”

The canoe and the voyageurs connected Fort William to settlements further west and northwest, essentially opening and connecting a nation at a time when there was no other possible way to do so. And now, protected areas like Quetico Provincial Park provide a place canoeists can go to connect with nature and to escape a world that today is far too connected all of the time.

“In today’s time it is so great for school children and families to get back to communicating, to really connecting and interacting with each other,” says Michelle in The Canoe. “These interactions weave communities and families tighter. Connection is what makes the experience in the wilderness so strong. Wilderness really is part of who we are, it is part of life, it is part of the true raw emotion that connects us all.”

Scott MacGregor is the founder and publisher of Canoeroots. Goh Iromoto’s film featuring Voyageur Wilderness Programme won the Reel Paddling Film Festival Best Canoeing Film award and has been entered in another 55 film festivals around the world. It has been featured in National Geographic’s Short Film Showcase. Watch The Canoe, the story of Canada’s connection to water and how paddling in Ontario is enriching the lives of those who paddle there.

Cover of the Early Summer 2017 issue of Canoeroots MagazineThis article was first published in the Early Summer 2017 issue of Canoeroots Magazine. Subscribe to Paddling Magazine’s print and digital editions, or browse the archives.


A glorified, albeit patriotic, trash bag with a hood. | Feature photo: Adobe Stock

 

Why Children Are Natural Treasure Hunters

Photos by: Dan Clark
A child on a beach, looking at a washed-up starfish.

A boat load of toys and electronics is not the picture of family canoe tripping that outdoor enthusiast parents envision. We want our kids actively engaged in their surroundings, having fun while busily discovering the natural world that compels us to get out canoeing in the first place.

After 6,000 kilometers of canoe tripping as a family, we have discovered a few tricks to help the kids settle into their wilderness playground. In our 500 plus nights of camping as a family, we’ve rarely had complaints. When we pause from paddling, the kids naturally drift off to play, figuring out the lay of the land in each new spot. If there is a definition of parenting bliss, this is it.

treasure 2

Photo by Dan Clark

PART OF THE PLANNING

Building a sense of anticipation is a great way to get kids involved in the trip. Start talking about it as a family weeks before you head out on your trip, look at some pictures of the area you intend to paddle and get kids to imagine what it might be like. Provide kids with a stuff sack that they can fill with a few favorite toys and encourage them to bring some books for time in the tent at the end of the day.

TOSS IN SOME TOOLS

If you want your kids to play with the elements surrounding them, some basics will enable them to get started with creative outdoor play. Reducing the toys that we pack may be one of the greatest challenges for parents planning canoe trips. We always pack things like a shovel, bucket, sponge, some plastic containers with lids, static cord and yarn. For older kids, a small knife can be an excellent addition.

SET SOME GROUND RULES

It is important to find a happy medium between helicopter parenting and letting your kids disappear into the rough. Young kids need close attention as they are less rational and may inadvertently wander away. However, once our kids are over four years old we developed a general rule: the kids should be able to see camp from wherever they are so that we are able to

see them. We also suggest the buddy system so that they look after on another. There are a few other considerations to keep everyone safe, such as making noise in bear country, and not picking and eating anything without parent approval.

Treasure 3

Photo by Dan Clark

WATER, ROCK AND ICE

The inorganic that can be found in even the most barren Arctic landscapes is a veritable sandbox for kids to play in. With a few tools, they will soon be building dams and creating miniature rivers. Picture gumboots filled with sand and butterfly motifs etched in mud with a stick and you’re on the right track. Canoeing really is one big beach vacation, except that there is a new beach to explore around each bend.

Rock collecting is a great way to inspire treasure hunting. One way to inspire kids to focus on the small details is by reading, “Everyone Needs a Rock” by Byrd Baylor. This book shares some highly individualistic rules for finding the perfect rock. You can extend the learning by looking for crystals in rocks, seeking that perfect heart-shaped stone, or the ideal skipping stone. When we are outside of National and Provincial Parks (where you are not allowed to remove anything), our family usually returns with a weighty stuff sack full of special rocks that grace our nature table in our kitchen. These keepsakes help connect kids to nature and provide lasting memories for the entire family.

PLANTS

You don’t need a degree in botany to help your kids learn about the plants that surround your family. You may start by bringing a plant guide, and laminated boat. When our kids are playing in areas with plants that are new to us, we use the plant guide to identify any potentially dangerous plants and provide frequent reminders to check with us before they pick or eat anything. But do let them sample some wild foods. The most immediate reward for local exploration may be a berry patch hiding right behind your camp. Kids will spend hours filling a ziploc and themselves, with blueberries.

Beyond the edibles, we’ve packed loads of sticks, tumbleweed, ferns and even a birch bark crown on many a day of canoeing. We invite the kids to create magic potions out of combinations of plants, bouquets for the fairies, or forts out of sticks. To extend the learning, you may teach your kids to look at leaf patterns, branch structure, or the details of wild flowers.

Most recently, our son started carefully cutting the hollow stems of wildflowers and switching them onto different plants. We suddenly had an interesting puzzle to notice which Valerian flowers had mismatched Arnica leaves. This was a game completely of our son’s invention and he had fun stumping his parents.

CREATIVE VENTURES

Finding treasures in the natural world is a great start, but using these as resources for further creative play is the next step. Our kids have built countless fairy houses out of sticks, sand, shells and leaves. They sometimes trace lines in the sand that become roads or rooms in a house. Whittling a stick is a calming and focused activity for older kids and allows them to create magic wands or intricately etched swords. Younger kids can learn this process by removing the bark from a green branch with an old vegetable peeler.

ANIMALS

Think animals and your first thoughts needs to be safety and respect. We keep a healthy distance from the birds and animals that we discover and our explorations are usually with field manual in hand to figure out the coloration on the wings of a bird, or if the stripes make it a chipmunk or a squirrel. We never feed any of the animals or birds we see.

Aquatic animals are often overlooked, but infinitely interesting to kids. Bring a tupper-ware with a lid and start by rolling rocks at the waterline to discover stoneflies and other bugs. Keep your eyes open for fish just under the surface and consider bringing a fishing rod if time allows. Consider taking your canoe out on a protected stretch of saltwater and your whole family will be transfixed by discoveries of starfish, jellyfish and crabs legging it for shelter in the shallows.

Further animal treasure hunting involves finding the signs of their passing. Tracks in the mud, a lost feather, dropped antlers, or shells on the beach are likely to have your kids rushing back to camp to share their discoveries. These moments are a great opportunity to learn more about the animals whose home we are sharing. We take lots of pictures of these types of finds and then encourage the kids to leave them for someone else to discover.

treasure 4

Photo by Dan Clark

WILDERNESS HISTORY

There have been people living in the Canadian wilderness for millennia and stumbling on the signs of past peoples is something kids will long remember. We are careful to not disturb these sights and have taught our kids to use only their eyes. In many remote areas, the land is slowly reclaiming these bits of human history. Keep your eyes out for old cabins, food cans from a bygone era, or ancient blazes in the trunks of trees.

IN THE TENT

There is going to come a day that is wet and rainy on most every trip. Our family rule is to avoid packing up in the rain. A day in camp is a good excuse to eat pancakes and later relax in the tent. The cord and yarn can be used for weaving, finger knitting, or imaginative pulley systems that criss-cross the tent. Finishing a rainy day with a game of Go Fish is the ultimate in tent-bound treasure hunting.

TREASURE HUNTING TAKE-AWAY

The innate curiosity of kids makes them excellent naturalists and enthusiastic treasure hunters. Reducing the toys you take on trips may be difficult at first, but this first step will help your kids discover the wonders of the natural world. Give your kids some guidance, think up a few games, and steer them in the right direction.

Sauce Recipe: How To Flavor Up Your Dehydrated Food

Photo by Alyssa Lloyd
Vegetables in a skillet next to the ingredients to make sauce.

Dehydrating your own food will give you a variety of nutritious but also flavorful choices while reducing pack weight and food costs. Not to mention respecting bans on bottles and cans in backcountry parks.

If you are under the impression dried food is no tastier than chunks of driftwood, I implore you to think again. You can dehydrate everything from single ingredients, like fruits, to complete meals, such as chilli. You can pack for multiple people without weighing yourself down, and become a camp cook rockstar.

If you’re still not convinced, the fact that you can enjoy homemade sauces on the shoreline that didn’t break your back on the last portage should help waver your prejudice.

For all the pasta lovers out there, here’s an Alfredo recipe that’s about as easy as it gets. For those looking for a sweet and savory sauce over a bed of rice and vegetables, this sesame ginger teriyaki recipe should get your appetite rumbling.

If you don’t own a dehydrator, don’t be discouraged, you can also dehydrate food using a convection oven.

SESAME GINGER TERIYAKI SAUCE

(Makes 1 cup)

INGREDIENTS:

1 tablespoon canola oil

2 garlic cloves, finely chopped

1 tablespoon fresh ginger, finely chopped

1/2 cup soy sauce

3 tablespoons honey

2 tablespoons brown rice vinegar

2 tablespoons sesame seeds

1 tablespoon sesame oil

2 tablespoons red pepper, chopped finely

1 tablespoon chives, chopped finely

1 tablespoon orange juice

1 tablespoon cornstarch

. cup water

DIRECTIONS:

1. In a saucepan, heat oil at medium heat

2. Sauté garlic for 1 minute

3. Add remaining ingredients, except for cornstarch and water

4. Add cornstarch to water, stirring until it is dissolved

5. Add cornstarch water mix to saucepan

6. Simmer until thickened.

DEHYDRATING THE SAUCE:

1. Measure out the amount of sauce needed for the meal

2. Make note of this quantity (i.e. 1 cup)

3. Dehydrate the sauce following the directions of your dehydrator, spread thinly on drying sheets. It may take 6 hours or more depending on the sauce, your dehydrator, and humidity

4. Once it has dried completely, let it cool, then put the dried sauce into a plastic sandwich bag, seal it, and write the original quantity on

the bag (i.e. 1 cup)

5. Pack it with the rest of the ingredients for the meal, such as pasta, or dehydrated veggies.

RE-HYDRATING THE SAUCE AT CAMP:

1. Being careful, boil water, adding just enough to the sauce in the bag to make the quantity you started with (i.e. 1 cup)

2. Zip up the bag, and let it sit for approximately 10 minutes

3. Instead of a bag, use a bowl or a cup, with a lid to rehydrate faster

4. Add sauce to your meal

TIPS + TRICKS:

• When making sauces to dehydrate, lower fat content is best. Fat doesn’t dehydrate and will go rancid over time

• Freeze dehydrated foods until just before the trip to make them last even longer

• When rehydrating foods, less is more as you can always add water if you find the sauce is too thick

  • Speed up the rehydration process by massaging the sauce in the bag, being careful not to burn your fingers or pop the bag

How To Extend Your Canoe’s Life

Photo by: Alyssa Lloyd
A person spraying the bottom of a canoe with truck bedliner spray.

Although canoes can’t be made out of Line-X— or can they— this two-part polyurethane elastomer system combines two ingredients, hardener, and resin, directly before application to create the perfect mix of a durable, protective shield.

Outfitters such as The Boundless School across the river from the Canoeroots office, and Algonquin Canoe Company in Rapides-des-Joachims, Quebec, have applied it directly as skid plates and entire bottoms of some canoes in an effort to cover, seal and protect from further damage.

Just how tough is it? If you’re going to add eight to 15 pounds to your boat, you should know if it’s going to make a reliable difference.

Given that canoes spend so much time in the water, will the durability hold up the same as it does as truck bedliners?

Between $250 to $350 to apply, it certainly beats buying an entirely new fleet of boats from an outfitter’s perspective. Would individuals feel the need to line their boats with this shield when the standard skid plate repair costs roughly $130?

“Our price was comparable to Kevlar skid plates by the time we buy material and pay someone labor to install them.” says Adrian Meissener of Boundless School.

Line-X will dry in three to five seconds once it’s applied to a surface. A canoe could be done in a matter of minutes, if it weren’t for all of the sanding and buffing of imperfections.

“The prep and the masking is the most time consuming part of the job, and the most important,” says Cameron Symington at Valley Line-X in Petawawa, Ontario.

Symington has covered a variety of different consumers needs with Line-X including garden boxes, interiors of vans and Jeeps, bomb masks for the military, RVs, tool boxes, snow plows for the City of Ottawa and 1000s of pickup truck beds.

“I have done nearly 40 canoes now compared to zero last year at this time” Symington says.

With all of the whitewater canoeing outfitters in the Ottawa Valley, Symington hopes to see more canoes come his way.

The ABCs Of Dirtbags

Paddlers Sleep Next To The River
A group of paddlers sleeping on a rock bank, next to a river. Photo by: Darin McQuod

The term dirtbag carries decidedly negative connotations of unshaven, good-for-nothing drifters and vagrants, contributing little to society. Whitewater paddlers however, know that being a dirtbag is a mark of pride. Spending as much time as possible at the river’s edge, prioritizing paddling above all else and doing it all on a shoestring makes for an afternoon, weekend, summer or life well-spent. Whether you already are a soggy, bonafide dirtbag or a new paddler looking to embrace our unique culture, here is your guide to getting the most for the least out of the river life—on and off the water.

A is for Al Fresco.

Italian for “in the open air,” al fresco is the umbrella term for most activities a dirtbag paddler undertakes. From spending all day eddy-hopping on rivers to communal parking lot dinners at the take-out to sleeping outside, dirtbags are at home in the great and wild outdoors.

B is for bootie beer.

The beer consumed from a sodden, manky booty at the take-out is the ritual friends never forget about when you swim. It may be unhygienic and a less-than ideal way to enjoy your hard-earned cold one, but for all the protesting and grimaces, everyone loves how it makes them feel like they are part of the paddling community.

shoe beer
Nasty and amazing. | Photo by Caleb Roberts.

B

is also for broke.

Related: see Q

c

is for creativity, the indisputable cornerstone of the dirtbag paddler’s life. From figuring out how to carefully engineer a schedule that allows maximum river time to problem solving ingenious quick fixes for busted gear, the ability to approach obstacles creatively is the requisite attitude.

c

is also for couch.

Specifically someone else’s couch, someone who you may not have known yesterday, someone who may wish they didn’t know you in four days, someone who would appreciate you mowing the lawn while they are at work or making dinner for them when they arrive home or replacing the beer in the fridge that you drank before you went to sleep—on their couch.

D Ducttape
Ductape fixes everything. | Photo by Hannah Griffin.

D

is for Duct Tape.

Invented during World War II, American soldiers used the tape for all kinds of tasks, including fixing broken windows and as makeshift bandages. Post-war, it was used to hold ventilation ducts together, hence the moniker duct tape. Today it is cloth or scrim-backed pressure-sensitive tape that is an indispensable life tool for the paddler.

Duct tape can be used to:

  • Cover a puffy jacket hole
  • Patch jeans
  • Latch a car door that won’t close
  • Patch a torn tent
  • Catch flies in the tent or car
  • Waterproof socks
  • Wax backs on a tight budget
  • Hold your pants up as a makeshift belt
  • Repair sunglass arms
  • Create a bowl or mug
  • Make a hat
  • Start a fire
  • Write your buddy’s name on the forehead of his Pro-Tec

If that’s not enough to satiate your duct tape passion, you can always road trip to the annual Duck Tape Festival in Avon, Ohio, while blasting 1998 hip-hop album Duck Tape’n by Michael “Prime Time” Williams.

E

is for employment insurance.

Known in some jurisdictions as unemployment insurance, this social assistance program provides benefits to those who have lost their jobs through no fault of their own, like work shortages and seasonal layoffs (see R for raft guiding). Employment insurance is most commonly used by paddlers and their distant cousin the ski bum while in their mid-twenties as a safety net between education and a real job. Tolerate the minimum amount of gainful employment required to qualify, paying into the system and then enjoy blissful weeks of paddling at a percentage of your previous income. Rapid Media would like to be clear that we do not condone defrauding the government. Dishonestly using employment insurance is illegal and has serious consequences. However, it may also be your only chance to paddle for the national kayaking team. Think of it as a sponsorship.

E

is also for empties.

Some skeptics see empty beer bottles when taken individually as almost worthless in today’s economy. Not so fast, dear dirtbag. Imagine you spend a week camping at the river with six friends, who each consume only four bottles of beer per day. At the end of the week, returning those 168 bottles in a state like Oregon will net you $16.80, a sum that can treat you to the following:

  • 10 buffalo cheese Taquitos at 7-Eleven
  • A pack of double ply (read: fancy) toilet paper
  • 2 jars of Nutella and one loaf of Wonder bread
  • Brand new wool socks
  • Three visits to the laundromat
  • A bag of coffee beans and a carton of milk
  • A basket of fries and a pint at your favorite post-paddling pub
F Funemployment
Photo by Tegan Owens

F is for funemployment.

While funemployment is a perfect fit for the kayaker who wants as much time on the river as possible, it’s not all endless days boofing and letting your feathery mullet blow in the wind. It requires hard work and cubicle monkey-like tasks.

13% Managing budget—Deciding whether the week will bring PBRs or cheese.

22% Communications—Posting photos and videos of epic adventures to social media.

32% Maintenance—Duct taping tent, washing spork and monitoring the grime factor of booties.

26% Meetings and networking— Bonfires, scouting with new friends, forest parties and road trips.

7% IT—Tracking list of gas stations, grocery stores and fast food joints within a 30-mile radius that offer free Wi-Fi.

H shaving
Keep well groomed by any means possible. | Photo by Caleb Roberts.

Gis for good grooming.

Because river bums need to find love, too.

H is for hoods of cars.

The sturdy hinged cover for the engine is like a multipurpose piece of furniture for paddlers’ outdoor living rooms. Dinner table? Yes. Place to spread wrinkled maps and chart the next day’s route? Check. Drying rack? But of course. And don’t forget, the hood of a car is the classic place to view the nighttime light show playing at whatever river you’re calling home.

H is also for hitchhiking.

The green and social way to get to and from anywhere. Increase your potential for getting picked up by packing a dry bag of semi-respectable clothes in your kayak and smiling big. Going further than the put-in? Never take a ride that isn’t going to at least the next town, never walk away from a town and hide your boat in a ditch.

I is for inside-out underwear.

You know you do it, too.

J is for jamming.

As in playing guitar around a toasty campfire clad in down booties or on the back of a raft floating through a steep-walled canyon at sunset.

Our favorite songs to jam to include:

  • Wagon Wheel by Old Crow Medicine Show
  • Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus
  • Hotel California by The Eagles
  • Red Wine by Bob Marley
  • Burn One Down by Ben Harper
  • Folsom Prison Blues by Johnny Cash
k ketchup
Are you lovin’ it? | Photo by Hannah Griffin.

K IS FOR KETCHUP SOUP.

(Serves one)
RECIPE:

  • 4 packets of ketchup
  • 1 cup water
  • Salt and pepper

Instructions: 

  1. Subtly remove packets from McDonald’s condiment counter.
  2. Speed away.
  3. Open packets and squeeze into pot over campfire.
  4. Add water and stir, allowing soup to thicken as it heats to a boil.
  5. Simmer for five minutes.
  6.  Season with salt and pepper to taste.

L is for leaving your shit everywhere.

Literally everywhere. As in all over, like a bomb went off in the van. What is it with paddlers?

m mullet
Business in the front, party in the back. | Photo by Caleb Roberts.

m is for mullet.

“You want to know what’s a mullet? Well I got a little story to tell about a hair style, that’s a way of life.” -From “Mullet Head” by the Beastie Boys

This versatile haircut featuring a close-cropped crown and luxurious locks trailing down the neck is the true dirtbag hairstyle, largely because it’s difficult to find meaningful employment once you grow one.

While the mullet is found on hungover raft guides and waterlogged river bums coast to coast, the haircut that makes you look like an NHL third round draft pick or 70s lounge lizard goes way back. In Mullet Madness!: The Haircut That’s Business Up Front and a Party in the Back, Alan Henderson explains that archaeological evidence in fact confirms the mullet’s existence in ancient Mesopotamia, Syria and Asia Minor. Hittite warriors in the 16th century BCE sported haircuts similar to the mullet, as did Assyrians and Egyptians.

When famous figures like Paul Mc- Cartney, Ziggy Stardust and Chuck Norris have all rocked the mullet, we think it’s clear what your next hairstyle choice for the river should be—as long as those rivers aren’t in Iran. The Iranian Ministry of Culture and Islamic Guidance banned the hairstyle in 2010 in an attempt to rid the country of “decadent Western haircuts.”

n is for nudity.

It’s hard to avoid nudity when you have to get into a new outfit at each end of the river. Be careful and keep your dangly bits out of view of the general public. Of all the amazing stories you could have about getting arrested for being naked, getting changed into a Gore-Tex suit is not the one you want to tell.

o is for “Officer.

 I was just getting changed to go kayaking, I swear.” See N, above.

p pasta
Photo by Hannah Griffin.

p IS FOR PASTA.

In the 1300s, dried pasta became a popular choice for those embarking on lengthy ship journeys because of its long shelf life. More than 700 years later, whitewater paddlers are still on board with the filling, delicious and cheap river staple that can feed a crew of hungry paddlers for less than $8.

q is for quit your job

…and go to the river.

R is for raft guiding.

If there is one job to keep you living the river lifestyle, this is it. Guide excited clients down rapids by day, party with like-minded paddlers by night and explore new rivers on your days off. To avoid having to go on employment insurance (see E), explore southern places you can raft guide during the northern hemisphere’s winter

s is for showering anywhere.

It seems dirtbag paddlers may be onto something. While mainstream society sees regular showering and the frequent use of soap as a requirement for successful adulting, too much cleanliness can in fact be a very real health risk. Over-cleaning of your skin can cause cracking, increasing exposure to germs and infection. Too much shower time can also reduce the amount of oil on the surface of your skin, decreasing important immune-supporting bacteria.

While this is great news for the under-showered, for aesthetic reasons and to increase your odds of finding the dirtbag of your dreams, sneak in the occasional shower, even if it means going to the local campground, public pool or truck stop.

t is for tent.

Noun. A portable shelter made of cloth and supported by one or more poles. Synonyms: living room, changing room, office, reading room, master bedroom and logistics control center. If you are going to spend most of your time at rivers, it pays to get a good one. T could also be for truck. Most of the above still apply.

u is for unidread.

Urban Dictionary defines the unidread as “hair that is matted together to form a single dreadlock consisting of all of a person’s hair.” It is most commonly seen on paddlers who wear a helmet all day during kayaking season and seem to have forgotten to pack their comb and detangler. If you need to deal with a unidread at the end of paddling season, follow these steps.

STEP 1: Find a buddy to help.

STEP 2: Assemble a metal comb, shampoo and conditioner.

STEP 3: Cut a ó inch off the dreadlock.

STEP 4: Shampoo hair in warm water and saturated with conditioner. Don’t rinse.

STEP 5: Pick apart dreadlock and comb smooth section by section.

STEP 6: Repeat next season.

v van
There’s no place like home. | Photo by Caleb Roberts.

V is for van.

It can be a tricked-out VW with bed, eating and seating areas, or just your mom’s hand-me-down Caravan. The important part is it fits you, your friends and all your precious gear.

W is for “where is my skirt/paddle/keys/helmet?”

Best said at the put-in, while all your friends stare at you in disbelief, paddles in their hands and boats on their shoulders. W is also for WTF dumbass? Are we going out boating?

X is for x-girlfriend / boyfriend / wife / husband.

The former partner who stunned you when they announced they were done after “quick paddles” consistently took 12 hours, you forgot their birthday because you were hunting stouts and who spent their weekends driving shuttle for your soaking wet, thankless kayaker friends.

Y is for “you don’t want to eat that.”

Seriously. If it’s fallen on the ground, is covered in dirt, has an expiry date from a year you don’t remember or is dripping, you shouldn’t eat it. Get a good cooler, leave it in the shade and clean often.

z zs
Where is your bed? Everywhere. | Photo by Caleb Roberts.

Zis for zzzzz’s

Catching them anywhere and everywhere. When you spend your days chasing drops and surfing waves, you need to nap wherever and whenever you can find the time. Accepting that any flat surface is an appropriate place to slip into the REM cycle is your first step to being a well-rested dirtbag.

No, really—we mean anywhere. A wooden pallet, a cliff, the trunk of a car or the overturned hull of a creekboat are all great and economical choices. Sweet dreams and see you on the river.