A person spraying the bottom of a canoe with truck bedliner spray.
Although canoes can’t be made out of Line-X— or can they— this two-part polyurethane elastomer system combines two ingredients, hardener, and resin, directly before application to create the perfect mix of a durable, protective shield.
Outfitters such as The Boundless School across the river from the Canoeroots office, and Algonquin Canoe Company in Rapides-des-Joachims, Quebec, have applied it directly as skid plates and entire bottoms of some canoes in an effort to cover, seal and protect from further damage.
Just how tough is it? If you’re going to add eight to 15 pounds to your boat, you should know if it’s going to make a reliable difference.
Given that canoes spend so much time in the water, will the durability hold up the same as it does as truck bedliners?
Between $250 to $350 to apply, it certainly beats buying an entirely new fleet of boats from an outfitter’s perspective. Would individuals feel the need to line their boats with this shield when the standard skid plate repair costs roughly $130?
“Our price was comparable to Kevlar skid plates by the time we buy material and pay someone labor to install them.” says Adrian Meissener of Boundless School.
Line-X will dry in three to five seconds once it’s applied to a surface. A canoe could be done in a matter of minutes, if it weren’t for all of the sanding and buffing of imperfections.
“The prep and the masking is the most time consuming part of the job, and the most important,” says Cameron Symington at Valley Line-X in Petawawa, Ontario.
Symington has covered a variety of different consumers needs with Line-X including garden boxes, interiors of vans and Jeeps, bomb masks for the military, RVs, tool boxes, snow plows for the City of Ottawa and 1000s of pickup truck beds.
“I have done nearly 40 canoes now compared to zero last year at this time” Symington says.
With all of the whitewater canoeing outfitters in the Ottawa Valley, Symington hopes to see more canoes come his way.
A group of paddlers sleeping on a rock bank, next to a river.
Photo by: Darin McQuod
The term dirtbag carries decidedly negative connotations of unshaven, good-for-nothing drifters and vagrants, contributing little to society. Whitewater paddlers however, know that being a dirtbag is a mark of pride. Spending as much time as possible at the river’s edge, prioritizing paddling above all else and doing it all on a shoestring makes for an afternoon, weekend, summer or life well-spent. Whether you already are a soggy, bonafide dirtbag or a new paddler looking to embrace our unique culture, here is your guide to getting the most for the least out of the river life—on and off the water.
A is for Al Fresco.
Italian for “in the open air,” al fresco is the umbrella term for most activities a dirtbag paddler undertakes. From spending all day eddy-hopping on rivers to communal parking lot dinners at the take-out to sleeping outside, dirtbags are at home in the great and wild outdoors.
B is for bootie beer.
The beer consumed from a sodden, manky booty at the take-out is the ritual friends never forget about when you swim. It may be unhygienic and a less-than ideal way to enjoy your hard-earned cold one, but for all the protesting and grimaces, everyone loves how it makes them feel like they are part of the paddling community.
Nasty and amazing. | Photo by Caleb Roberts.
B
is also for broke.
Related: see Q
c
is for creativity, the indisputable cornerstone of the dirtbag paddler’s life. From figuring out how to carefully engineer a schedule that allows maximum river time to problem solving ingenious quick fixes for busted gear, the ability to approach obstacles creatively is the requisite attitude.
c
is also for couch.
Specifically someone else’s couch, someone who you may not have known yesterday, someone who may wish they didn’t know you in four days, someone who would appreciate you mowing the lawn while they are at work or making dinner for them when they arrive home or replacing the beer in the fridge that you drank before you went to sleep—on their couch.
Ductape fixes everything. | Photo by Hannah Griffin.
D
is for Duct Tape.
Invented during World War II, American soldiers used the tape for all kinds of tasks, including fixing broken windows and as makeshift bandages. Post-war, it was used to hold ventilation ducts together, hence the moniker duct tape. Today it is cloth or scrim-backed pressure-sensitive tape that is an indispensable life tool for the paddler.
Duct tape can be used to:
Cover a puffy jacket hole
Patch jeans
Latch a car door that won’t close
Patch a torn tent
Catch flies in the tent or car
Waterproof socks
Wax backs on a tight budget
Hold your pants up as a makeshift belt
Repair sunglass arms
Create a bowl or mug
Make a hat
Start a fire
Write your buddy’s name on the forehead of his Pro-Tec
If that’s not enough to satiate your duct tape passion, you can always road trip to the annual Duck Tape Festival in Avon, Ohio, while blasting 1998 hip-hop album Duck Tape’n by Michael “Prime Time” Williams.
E
is for employment insurance.
Known in some jurisdictions as unemployment insurance, this social assistance program provides benefits to those who have lost their jobs through no fault of their own, like work shortages and seasonal layoffs (see R for raft guiding). Employment insurance is most commonly used by paddlers and their distant cousin the ski bum while in their mid-twenties as a safety net between education and a real job. Tolerate the minimum amount of gainful employment required to qualify, paying into the system and then enjoy blissful weeks of paddling at a percentage of your previous income. Rapid Media would like to be clear that we do not condone defrauding the government. Dishonestly using employment insurance is illegal and has serious consequences. However, it may also be your only chance to paddle for the national kayaking team. Think of it as a sponsorship.
E
is also for empties.
Some skeptics see empty beer bottles when taken individually as almost worthless in today’s economy. Not so fast, dear dirtbag. Imagine you spend a week camping at the river with six friends, who each consume only four bottles of beer per day. At the end of the week, returning those 168 bottles in a state like Oregon will net you $16.80, a sum that can treat you to the following:
10 buffalo cheese Taquitos at 7-Eleven
A pack of double ply (read: fancy) toilet paper
2 jars of Nutella and one loaf of Wonder bread
Brand new wool socks
Three visits to the laundromat
A bag of coffee beans and a carton of milk
A basket of fries and a pint at your favorite post-paddling pub
Photo by Tegan Owens
F is for funemployment.
While funemployment is a perfect fit for the kayaker who wants as much time on the river as possible, it’s not all endless days boofing and letting your feathery mullet blow in the wind. It requires hard work and cubicle monkey-like tasks.
13% Managing budget—Deciding whether the week will bring PBRs or cheese.
22% Communications—Posting photos and videos of epic adventures to social media.
32% Maintenance—Duct taping tent, washing spork and monitoring the grime factor of booties.
26% Meetings and networking— Bonfires, scouting with new friends, forest parties and road trips.
7% IT—Tracking list of gas stations, grocery stores and fast food joints within a 30-mile radius that offer free Wi-Fi.
Keep well groomed by any means possible. | Photo by Caleb Roberts.
Gis for good grooming.
Because river bums need to find love, too.
H is for hoods of cars.
The sturdy hinged cover for the engine is like a multipurpose piece of furniture for paddlers’ outdoor living rooms. Dinner table? Yes. Place to spread wrinkled maps and chart the next day’s route? Check. Drying rack? But of course. And don’t forget, the hood of a car is the classic place to view the nighttime light show playing at whatever river you’re calling home.
H is also for hitchhiking.
The green and social way to get to and from anywhere. Increase your potential for getting picked up by packing a dry bag of semi-respectable clothes in your kayak and smiling big. Going further than the put-in? Never take a ride that isn’t going to at least the next town, never walk away from a town and hide your boat in a ditch.
I is for inside-out underwear.
You know you do it, too.
J is for jamming.
As in playing guitar around a toasty campfire clad in down booties or on the back of a raft floating through a steep-walled canyon at sunset.
Our favorite songs to jam to include:
Wagon Wheel by Old Crow Medicine Show
Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus
Hotel California by The Eagles
Red Wine by Bob Marley
Burn One Down by Ben Harper
Folsom Prison Blues by Johnny Cash
Are you lovin’ it? | Photo by Hannah Griffin.
K IS FOR KETCHUP SOUP.
(Serves one)
RECIPE:
4 packets of ketchup
1 cup water
Salt and pepper
Instructions:
Subtly remove packets from McDonald’s condiment counter.
Speed away.
Open packets and squeeze into pot over campfire.
Add water and stir, allowing soup to thicken as it heats to a boil.
Simmer for five minutes.
Season with salt and pepper to taste.
L is for leaving your shit everywhere.
Literally everywhere. As in all over, like a bomb went off in the van. What is it with paddlers?
Business in the front, party in the back. | Photo by Caleb Roberts.
m is for mullet.
“You want to know what’s a mullet? Well I got a little story to tell about a hair style, that’s a way of life.” -From “Mullet Head” by the Beastie Boys
This versatile haircut featuring a close-cropped crown and luxurious locks trailing down the neck is the true dirtbag hairstyle, largely because it’s difficult to find meaningful employment once you grow one.
While the mullet is found on hungover raft guides and waterlogged river bums coast to coast, the haircut that makes you look like an NHL third round draft pick or 70s lounge lizard goes way back. In Mullet Madness!: The Haircut That’s Business Up Front and a Party in the Back, Alan Henderson explains that archaeological evidence in fact confirms the mullet’s existence in ancient Mesopotamia, Syria and Asia Minor. Hittite warriors in the 16th century BCE sported haircuts similar to the mullet, as did Assyrians and Egyptians.
When famous figures like Paul Mc- Cartney, Ziggy Stardust and Chuck Norris have all rocked the mullet, we think it’s clear what your next hairstyle choice for the river should be—as long as those rivers aren’t in Iran. The Iranian Ministry of Culture and Islamic Guidance banned the hairstyle in 2010 in an attempt to rid the country of “decadent Western haircuts.”
n is for nudity.
It’s hard to avoid nudity when you have to get into a new outfit at each end of the river. Be careful and keep your dangly bits out of view of the general public. Of all the amazing stories you could have about getting arrested for being naked, getting changed into a Gore-Tex suit is not the one you want to tell.
o is for “Officer.
I was just getting changed to go kayaking, I swear.” See N, above.
Photo by Hannah Griffin.
p IS FOR PASTA.
In the 1300s, dried pasta became a popular choice for those embarking on lengthy ship journeys because of its long shelf life. More than 700 years later, whitewater paddlers are still on board with the filling, delicious and cheap river staple that can feed a crew of hungry paddlers for less than $8.
q is for quit your job
…and go to the river.
R is for raft guiding.
If there is one job to keep you living the river lifestyle, this is it. Guide excited clients down rapids by day, party with like-minded paddlers by night and explore new rivers on your days off. To avoid having to go on employment insurance (see E), explore southern places you can raft guide during the northern hemisphere’s winter
s is for showering anywhere.
It seems dirtbag paddlers may be onto something. While mainstream society sees regular showering and the frequent use of soap as a requirement for successful adulting, too much cleanliness can in fact be a very real health risk. Over-cleaning of your skin can cause cracking, increasing exposure to germs and infection. Too much shower time can also reduce the amount of oil on the surface of your skin, decreasing important immune-supporting bacteria.
While this is great news for the under-showered, for aesthetic reasons and to increase your odds of finding the dirtbag of your dreams, sneak in the occasional shower, even if it means going to the local campground, public pool or truck stop.
t is for tent.
Noun. A portable shelter made of cloth and supported by one or more poles. Synonyms: living room, changing room, office, reading room, master bedroom and logistics control center. If you are going to spend most of your time at rivers, it pays to get a good one. T could also be for truck. Most of the above still apply.
u is for unidread.
Urban Dictionary defines the unidread as “hair that is matted together to form a single dreadlock consisting of all of a person’s hair.” It is most commonly seen on paddlers who wear a helmet all day during kayaking season and seem to have forgotten to pack their comb and detangler. If you need to deal with a unidread at the end of paddling season, follow these steps.
STEP 1: Find a buddy to help.
STEP 2: Assemble a metal comb, shampoo and conditioner.
STEP 3: Cut a ó inch off the dreadlock.
STEP 4: Shampoo hair in warm water and saturated with conditioner. Don’t rinse.
STEP 5: Pick apart dreadlock and comb smooth section by section.
STEP 6: Repeat next season.
There’s no place like home. | Photo by Caleb Roberts.
V is for van.
It can be a tricked-out VW with bed, eating and seating areas, or just your mom’s hand-me-down Caravan. The important part is it fits you, your friends and all your precious gear.
W is for “where is my skirt/paddle/keys/helmet?”
Best said at the put-in, while all your friends stare at you in disbelief, paddles in their hands and boats on their shoulders. W is also for WTF dumbass? Are we going out boating?
X is for x-girlfriend / boyfriend / wife / husband.
The former partner who stunned you when they announced they were done after “quick paddles” consistently took 12 hours, you forgot their birthday because you were hunting stouts and who spent their weekends driving shuttle for your soaking wet, thankless kayaker friends.
Y is for “you don’t want to eat that.”
Seriously. If it’s fallen on the ground, is covered in dirt, has an expiry date from a year you don’t remember or is dripping, you shouldn’t eat it. Get a good cooler, leave it in the shade and clean often.
Where is your bed? Everywhere. | Photo by Caleb Roberts.
Zis for zzzzz’s
Catching them anywhere and everywhere. When you spend your days chasing drops and surfing waves, you need to nap wherever and whenever you can find the time. Accepting that any flat surface is an appropriate place to slip into the REM cycle is your first step to being a well-rested dirtbag.
No, really—we mean anywhere. A wooden pallet, a cliff, the trunk of a car or the overturned hull of a creekboat are all great and economical choices. Sweet dreams and see you on the river.
This smooth and stylish matte-textured lid will make you look like you rolled up to the riverbank straight from hitting rails at the local skate park. Predator’s Shiznit has a four-centimeter blue brim that keeps the sun out of your eyes while its gently curving shape sits at just the right level so it doesn’t obstruct your vision. Predator owner and designer Matt Kelly explains the brim is also designed to reduce bucketing and roll back.
This means when you roll up your helmet won’t fill with water and then roll backward on your noggin, something that can happen with longer visors that lack a design allowing water to flow through. This is definitely one of the more comfortable whitewater helmets we’ve tried—cushy removable interior padding on the sides and top are supportive and just the right amount of soft. It also stayed in place beautifully with a Croc-Lok adjustment dial and smoothly tightening chinstrap.
$79.95 | WWW.PREDATORHELMETS.COM
2. SWEET PROTECTION: ROCKER
2. SWEET PROTECTION: ROCKER
The popular Rocker from Sweet Protection came on the whitewater helmet scene in 2009 and is being re-released this year with some sick new colors, including navy blue metallic and orange. Designed by Sweet as their high-performance helmet for rough conditions, this carbon fiber reinforced lid combines two shell technologies, meaning your brain is well protected on rocky creeks and rivers. At $249, the Rocker is on the high end of the price spectrum but we think its worth it for the high-quality carbon fiber construction and great fit.
When tested on frigid spring runs, the Rocker scored major bonus points from us with its super warm and comfortable interior. The inside liner extends down just below the low profile brim for a warm forehead and the cozy flaps have adequate room and don’t squish your ears. It comes with an optional two-and-a-half inch long visor and universal padding so you can adjust for a perfect fit. We especially liked the vented earflaps which we found didn’t inhibit your hearing the way some do. The clear swirls at the top that allow you to see the carbon fiber reinforcements keeping your brain safe are pretty cool too.
$249 | WWW.SWEETPROTECTION.COM
WRSI: CURRENT PRO
WRSI: CURRENT PRO
The new Current Pro from WRSI is the supersleek head protection you’ve been looking for. It has three-layer impact absorption, interconnected straps that hold the helmet snug on your melon and an adjustable O-brace harness for a perfect fit. We’re big fans of the comfy and breathable liner, which can be quickly removed, washed and dried after hot summer days. The hinged visor keeps your peepers protected from sun and rain and we loved the inch of visor adjustment which allows you to choose how low or high it sits based on the weather. Strategically placed cut-outs in the Current Pro’s brim are designed to reduce the impact of water by allowing it to flow through the helmet.
$109.95 | WWW.WRSISAFETY.COM
This article originally appeared in Rapid Early Summer 2017 issue.
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Nevada native Sage Donnelly sounds like a normal teenage girl. She is bubbly, positive, laughs a lot and is stoked on getting her driver’s license. But Donnelly is a little different: she’s also a whitewater kayaking phenomenon. She began kayaking at three in a Eskimo ToPo Duo, at five had her own kayak, rolled at seven and at fifteen won the 2015 Junior Women’s Freestyle World Championship—and nabbed a finals score higher than any senior woman in the event. The 16-year-old homeschooler also races slalom and downriver—and does it all while managing Type 1 Diabetes.
WHAT’S YOUR LIFE LIKE?
In the U.S. or Canada I am in a massive orange van. We have two beds in there so we can bring the dogs and the whole family. We’re in that around five months out of the year. But now that I’m doing a lot of slalom and travelling overseas quite a bit, we’re doing a lot of Airbnb. For training my usual routine is to wake up pretty early in the morning, eat breakfast quickly, go out and usually do a whitewater or flatwater workout. I’ll come back, do school, eat lunch and then go back out again paddling two or three times.
Top of her class.| PHOTO: PETER HOLCOMBE
WHAT’S THE SCARIEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU KAYAKING?
I was on the Tellico River in Tennessee. We had a massive crew with a lot of kids and most of us hadn’t done the river before. We got to the last drop and one guy was in a playboat and he didn’t boof it very well and got pinned upside down. One of the guys put his boat below his head so at least he could pull himself up and breathe. I was paddling up and didn’t realize anything was wrong because no one had whistled or signaled. When I got to the drop I could tell something was wrong, so I turned back upstream to catch an eddy, but it wasn’t a very good eddy. I fell in backwards and got pinned vertically upstream. I was under for about a minute and then my dad pretty much ran on water and pulled me out. I was mainly upset my boat was dented.
DO YOU EVER GET ANXIOUS OR STRESSED OUT WITH KAYAKING?
There’s always that little thing in the back of my mind thinking about if I’m off on a move or touching gates. The biggest thing I worry about is that I’m not improving fast enough. I actually go back to look at old videos quite a bit to realize how much I have improved. I just always try to be positive in my sessions.
DOES BEING A TYPE 1 DIABETIC MEAN YOU APPROACH KAYAKING A BIT DIFFERENTLY?
It definitely makes things a lot different. I have to plan things out a lot more. I can’t just go paddle whenever I want. I have to go, ‘My blood sugar is this, I have to bring this kind of food, I need to make sure I can always have snacks. It’s a lot of planning which can be a major pain, but I think it’s made me a lot more in tune with my body which has helped me a lot with kayaking.
WHAT WAS THE BEST PART OF 2016?
2016 was a pretty rough year for me. My Junior Slalom Worlds results were nowhere near as good as I wanted them to be and I took that hit pretty hard. But after that I had three Junior races in Europe and probably the best thing was how I bounced back from that and came back much more mentally strong and positive. I did a lot better in those races instead of just giving up and going home.
This article originally appeared in Rapid Early Summer 2017 issue.
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Hot water, hot slalom skills. | Photo Courtesy: THE FREDERICK NEWS-POST
Entering the Dickerson Whitewater Course, located smack in the middle of a massive generating station on the Potomac River in Maryland, is a lot like getting into a posh country club. Paddlers must first show appropriate identification and membership cards and find their names on a pre-authorized list
supplied by the local paddling club. Then the security guard has to escort them through the premises, passing a series of flashing lights and sirens— not to mention the four massive stacks rising from the facility.
Checking in is a hassle but it’s worth it when you consider the local paddling center gets to access this Class IV whitewater course free of charge. Not a bad arrangement when you’re training Team USA and hosting national championships on a course that’s—get this—heated.
When sub-zero temperatures descend on Maryland and the Potomac River freezes over, athletes like canoe slalom Olympian Ashley Nee can check into the only heated whitewater course in the country. Access to the course has become more restricted in recent years because of NRG Energy’s increased security concerns. Currently about 100 members of the Potomac Whitewater Racing Center are on the access list for the course. Regular use of the course is limited to U.S. National Team members.
First, you should know there aren’t heating elements in the course. The generating station, currently run by NRG Energy, diverts Potomac River freshwater through their system to cool the machinery that powers more than 400,000 homes. The warmed outflow is then returned to the river. This arrangement has been in place since the course was built in 1991 in preparation for the Olympic Games in Spain. NRG Energy says they occasionally run the pumps for the paddlers even when the plant isn’t running, as a courtesy.
Hot water, hot slalom skills. | Photo Courtesy: THE FREDERICK NEWS-POST
When Nee, a Maryland native, first started paddling the course at 14, there were just two steam-billowing stacks. She took one look at the boiling rapids and a daunting hole at the bottom of the course and declared with confidence there was no way she was getting in her boat. Six months later with newfound confidence she was back and hasn’t missed a year on the course since. She recalls a day last year when the temperature dropped to 17 degrees Fahrenheit and despite a comical ice build-up on her helmet she carried on her training as usual while her coach snapped pictures of her icy costume.
Nee, who is now on a first name basis with most of the security team, has learned to live her life by the sometimes unpredictable pumping schedule of the Dickerson course. Her training begins when she gets an email that says, ‘Dickerson is confirmed.’ This means the plant is generating and soon water will be pumping through the course at nearly 660 cfs, creating dynamic eddies, drops and hydraulics as the frothy gush passes over underwater concrete gumdrops and squeezes between the wing dams.
The 900-foot-long concrete chute, complete with hanging gates is uniquely designed to simulate competitive canoe slalom, perfect for training athletes, while coaches and onlookers can follow along the course on the grass from one of the protruding water level platforms.
The course only ever let down once. It was at the 2004 National Championships and Adam Van Grack, chair of USA Canoe/Kayak and long-time Dickerson paddler, remembers that day well. Due to a passing storm the Potomac River had risen to twice its normal height, flattening the whitewater features, leaving the rapids Class I at best.
“At that point all the racers had already shown up that morning,” says Van Grack with a laugh. “So the head of the U.S. National Team adjusted all the gates and we had the canoe slalom Whitewater National Championships on what is essentially flatwater.”
That day aside, the Dickerson Whitewater Course has stood the test of time. Since it was built, every whitewater slalom athlete that has represented the U.S. in the World Championships or Olympic Games has trained and competed on the course.
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After a month of non-stop paddling in southern Siberia, my friends Don, Darcy and I decided to head back to the Chuya River for our last three days. It was a river that had humbled us just weeks before and we knew it would be an exciting way to finish our adventure in this sparsely populated corner of northern Asia.
On our last evening, Darcy and I were sitting by the river at camp, reflecting on a remarkable trip that we both agreed was a highlight of our paddling careers. Nevertheless, after a month of non-stop Class V Siberian whitewater, my nerves were shot and I was looking forward to returning home.
Triumph and tragedy in Russia’s Altai Mountains
As we sat there in the last light of day just downstream of Mazhoy Gorge where our trip began with wide eyes at the incredibly deceptively-named Baby Rapid, Darcy spotted something floating in the river. “Looks like a helmet,” she said with concern. As the object came nearer, it suddenly hit us what we were witnessing. “A body! There is a body floating in the river!” Darcy yelled to get the attention of anyone in proximity. And there, in the last moments of our trip we watched as a drowned catarafter—one of two, we later learned—floated slowly past us.
It was a sight that shook Darcy, Don and I to the core and one all too familiar to the local Russian paddlers, cementing what we had come to learn during our time in the Altai; the whitewater community in Siberia is a world away from the one we know.
Early one spring morning I opened an email from my good friend Darcy Gaechter. She wrote asking if I was interested in joining her and her partner Don Beveridge on a paddling trip to Russia’s Altai Mountains.
“Darn, this is a tough call,” I typed back. The Altai had long been at the top of the list of places I wanted to kayak, but I wasn’t sure if I was fit enough. I had met Darcy and Don years earlier in Ecuador, where they run Small World Adventures, a kayak guiding firm on the Quijos River. The pair are no strangers to big adventures, having previously paddled the Amazon from source to sea.
After much back and forth I realized that this was too good an opportunity to pass up—to journey with experienced and trustworthy paddling partners to the Siberian wilderness. I just couldn’t say no.
To make the trip possible we joined Two Blades Adventures, a company run by Egor Voskoboynikov of Russia, Alona Buslaieva of Ukraine and Tomass Marnics of Latvia. They offer logistics and guiding to some of Russia and Central Asia’s finest paddling destinations, including the Altai, the heart of Siberian whitewater. Without them, there was no hope in overcoming the language barrier and navigating the complex logistics including remote put-ins and takeouts, bad roads and corrupt officials.
The Altai Mountains are located in southern Siberia, where Russia, Mongolia, China and Kazakhstan converge. Here the thick pine forest of Siberia meets the high altitude Mongolian steppe and the steep mountains of the ‘Stans. This unique geography makes for a rich culture and history. Statues of Genghis Khan are scattered throughout the region highlighting the Mongol influence. Ruins of failed industrial projects are a reminder of the Soviet planned economy and tough, shirtless and outdoor-loving Russian men perfectly symbolize the country’s newfound ambition in the world today.
Arriving in Novosibirsk, located in southern Siberia and the closest major airport to the Altai, it was another two-day drive to the mountains. The drive on neglected highways followed the Ob River—the main watershed draining the Altai and one of the world’s longest rivers.
Meeting Egor at the airport was my first glimpse of what Russian paddlers look like. If there were a comic book kayak character, he would look like Egor. He is six-foot-two, with a slim waist, barrel chest and shoulders like a bear. My first question after my much-practiced “privet”—hello in Russian—was what the water levels were like.
“We had lots of snow and it’s been raining every day for a month,” was Egor’s terse response. This was a Russian of few words.
Siberia is known for huge water in normal years, so I wasn’t hoping for high water. I didn’t relax much during the drive.
Getting humbled on the Chuya
After warming up on a few easier rivers on the two-day drive to the mountains, the first real stop was the Chuya River. The Chuya is the focal point of the Altai paddling scene, in part because it is a main transit corridor for trade with bordering countries, which makes access and logistics easy, but mostly because it offers incredible whitewater. There are several different sections to paddle on the Chuya River, but the Mazhoy Gorge is the undisputed king.
After hearing many tales of fast and continuous whitewater interspersed with steep and technical big-water rapids, the Mazhoy Gorge seemed like too big a first test to Darcy, Don and I, especially at high water. Instead of running the section from the top, Egor suggested we hike into the end of the canyon to run the last few easier rapids of the gorge, from Baby down to the Class IV rafting section below.
After that first introduction to the raw power of Russian whitewater, we decided to go for a full run of the Mazhoy the following day. The Mazhoy started off with an hour of continuous Class IV-V wave-trains, interspersed with big crashing holes and sharp corners. We scouted a few times, but mostly followed Egor’s concise and very accurate descriptions and stayed closed on his stern. As the run progressed, the canyon tightened and the rapids grew steeper and more defined. The last eight kilometers offered back-to-back Class V rapids that had tight lines past giant holes and essentially flowed one into the next. The Mazhoy’s continuous glacial water reminds me of British Columbia’s Soo River, but the size of the rapids approach those of the mighty Stikine.
This last section in the Mazhoy Canyon is also the location of the annual King of Asia Extreme Race. We were there during the event, but none of us had the courage to race down a section we were simply relieved to reach the bottom of. We happily used the excuse that we had many of the Altai’s other great rivers to explore and left Egor and Alona to try and defend their King and Queen of Asia crowns.
The King of Asia race has two distinct events. The first is a half-mile head-to-head race with a seal launch start off an old wooden bridge right into a big hole. The main event is a downriver race on the Mazhoy where racers sprint for 10 minutes before charging into the final and biggest rapid, Russian Hills, which starts with a must-make boof over a huge hole and then drops 40 feet through several more large hydraulics. The mostly Russian competitors celebrate survival with a wild vodka-fueled party.
Being able to hold a race on a run as difficult and remote as the Mazhoy is a testament to the vibrancy of the Russian paddling community. Not only is there a large and tight-knit group of passionate river people in Russia, they are also incredible paddlers. In comparison to us recreationists in the West, Russian paddlers are real athletes—they train with Olympic discipline and possess steadfast mental strength, no doubt linked to the important role that sports play in Russian society. Combine this with a strong slalom background for many of the local paddlers— a legacy from the Soviet Union—and you get paddlers the caliber of our guide, Egor.
The Bashkaus—Paddling through Russian river running history
Equally telling of the Russian dedication to river running is the country’s rich history of exploring Siberia’s rivers dating back to the Soviet days. In the 1960s and 70s, adventurous Russianswould request permits for accessing remote rivers with the official purpose of helping map the vast Siberian hinterland, but which in reality was for nothing more than the personal enjoyment of river running.
Lacking proper equipment, these adventurous Russians would build makeshift rafts, often constructed at the put in by cutting down trees and tying them to truck innertubes or old germ warfare suits for flotation. The rafts typically came in two styles: the classic Russian cataraft and the infamous Bublick—in which two innertubes are tied together with trees so that the tubes stand vertical with paddlers strapping themselves inside.
Having assembled their makeshift crafts, brave young men and women would then attempt Siberia’s most remote and challenging rivers. Many river runners paid the ultimate price, a fact that only increases the mystique around paddling in Russia. On many of Siberia’s rivers, commemorative plaques are erected remembering friends who never made it back on dry land.
This adventurous spirit lives on today in the local catarafting community. These craft look modern enough. But the catarafters’ equipment, including old hockey helmets, empty plastic water bottles taped to metal paddles for floatation, and giant full-body lifejackets make the rafters look like cosmonauts. Yet this outdated equipment doesn’t stop large numbers of Russians from braving the country’s most dangerous rivers.
No river has a richer and more dramatic history than the Book of Legends section of the Bashkaus. Widely considered the most challenging multi-day run in the Altai, this stretch of river is revered as much as feared in Russian river running lore.
During the first descent attempt in the mid-70s, multiple people, including expedition leader Igor Bazilevsky, drowned in one of the first major rapids, bringing the expedition to a tragic end. Today, a commemorative plaque marks the spot, accompanied by a rusty metal box. Inside this box lives a logbook called the Book of Legends, whose pages have been signed by all groups attempting the run since 1978.
I was nervous paddling into this section, having only heard rumors and tales of 212 named rapids amidst a remote and at times inescapable canyon that has seen more than 30 fatalities since the first descent. I felt confident knowing that I had trained hard for this trip, yet I knew even British Columbia’s notoriously steep and powerful rivers couldn’t have prepared me. Day one was mostly a warm-up. At camp I slept poorly, with vivid dreams of what lay downstream.
The next morning we packed camp and slid into the water just as the fog from the previous night’s rain was lifting. The first rapids were dangerous with sticky holes in the main flow and siphons on the side, causing us to portage several times. A little further downstream we arrived at the run’s namesake rapid and the site that ended the first descent attempt in disaster. Only Egor was brave enough to attempt this maelstrom. He fought to make the line and made it to the end without flipping.
Once safely at the bottom of this rapid, we climbed up the canyon wall and found the memorial and below it, the Book of Legends. We spent half an hour carefully turning the pages, captivated by epic narratives from earlier expeditions and then humbly scrawled our own names in the historic book.
My energy soared after this and I began to appreciate the murky green water, polished white boulders and near vertical canyon of the Bashkaus. After eight hours we finally arrived at the take-out, high-fived and hugged each other, ecstatic that we had just safely run one of the most challenging and dangerous rivers we would ever attempt.
Travelling through vast landscapes on the Argut
Next we headed to explore the Karagem and Argut Rivers. The journey to the put-in required an all day off-roading mission along the Mongollike steppe, through creeks and over mountain passes often without any semblance of a road or track. This would have been impossible were it not for our trusted UAZ 452, a Soviet era off-road van. The inside of the van had nothing more than sheet metal and a hard bench, a bare bone set-up that proved advantageous when water would rush into the cabin in one of several river crossings.
Once we could drive no further, we shouldered our boats, laden with gear and food for four days and started walking down an overgrown track. After three hours we arrived at the bottom of the valley. We were greeted by two glacial creeks merging and a sub-alpine meadow filled with purple wildflowers in full bloom. Glaciers hung off jagged peaks above an abandoned hunting cabin. Home for the night.
The next morning we started on the Karagem, a fast and steep glacial creek. After 40 kilometers and dropping more than 1,000 meters in elevation we joined the much bigger Argut. On the Argut we rode 100 kilometers of Class IV-V wave trains that left the Mongol Highlands behind and quickly approached the jagged mountains of the Siberia-Kazakh border.
After our last three days on the Chuya it was time to start the long journey home. Driving away from the river on our last morning, my mind wandered back to how our trip had started with wide eyes at Baby Rapid. “If that was Baby, what does the rest of the trip hold in store?” I had nervously asked Darcy at the bottom of that rapid, trying to catch my breath after being swallowed in the surging hydraulic. A month later I had the answer.
We had paddled eight new rivers—including three multi-day runs—descending hundreds of kilometers of whitewater. We had seen rare animals and slept at beautiful campsites. But it hadn’t all been easy. I was intimidated for much of the trip, which slowly wore me down mentally. We had gone hungry, endured bad weather and witnessed stark tragedy. Driving away from the Chuya, I couldn’t help but smile. All the apprehension and hardship had been worth it. I had forever etched my name into the Book of Legends.
Maxi Kniewasser is a conflicted individual. As a result, you can sometimes find him in exotic locations, but much more often on local Whistler runs like the Cheakamus, Callaghan and Ashlu.
This article originally appeared in Rapid’s Early Summer 2017 issue.
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A whitewater kayak descending underwater | Photo by Thomas Morel
In the middle of summer, I received a request from Sogndal Lodge in Norway to create three signature shots for three of their main activities. One of them was kayaking and we agreed on doing a typical shot of a kayaker descending a spectacular drop or rapid.
During the planning, while I was looking to find athletes and a location, I decided I would rather put a lot of extra effort in and try to expose a side of the drop I hadn’t seen before—what happens in the moment between when the athlete hits the surface and when he emerges again.
I asked four kayakers to join me to help and inspire each other. As a photographer, I am completely dependent on the knowledge and talent of the athletes, so their input is always of great value. My job is to tear the motion and gesture out of context and maybe even ask the athletes to perform an action that may not be technically correct or even realistic. The athletes’ presence helps make sure the image is aesthetically pleasing while honoring the sport.
Engaging in this shoot required days of trial and error, lying in ice-cold water with the current swiping me everywhere except where I wanted to be. It meant that the chance of not getting the shot I was looking for was pretty likely, but on the other hand, there was potential to end up with a result that stood out from the rest.
At the end of day three in ice-cold water, the magic finally happened…
We ended up shooting for three days. Nothing turned out the way I wanted during the first two. One of the main challenges was that the kayak didn’t go deep enough into the water to show in a part of clear water I had highlighted with the strobes. We finally got it to work by filling the kayak more than halfway full of water and descending not in the center, but on the side of the drop. Once the kayak went too deep and hit the rocks just 20 centimeters in front of me.
Since I had only one shot for each try, I needed to know approximately when I could expect the kayaker to breach the surface for the split second he was underwater. The easiest way was to tie a rope to my waist, which they rocked three times to signal ten seconds until impact.
Each day I learned what worked and what didn’t. During the process the production progressed significantly as I learned from my errors. At the end of day three in ice-cold water, the magic finally happened and all the elements came together exactly as I wanted.
This article originally appeared in Rapid Early Summer 2017 issue.
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In the summer of ’67, there were canoes going this way and that way in this nation of rivers for Canada’s 100th birthday to show where we had come from and presumably to indicate some kind of water-borne hope for the future.
The Centennial Voyageur Canoe Pageant involved elite teams of mosty white men from eight provinces and two territories racing from Rocky Mountain House on the continental divide in Alberta to Expo ’67 in Montreal. At the time it must have seemed a fine thing to do. Marking 100 years of nationhood on the rivers that opened the country to the fur trade. Today, I’m not so sure.
Canada 150: Is canoe culture appreciation or appropriation?
Fifty years later, Canada is a much more diverse idea, enriched by immigration but also by a much stronger sense of a country built through partnership with First Nations’, Métis and Inuit communities from coast to coast to coast. Some are asking whether it is still appropriate for elite clutches of largely white males to flex their muscles on behalf of all Canadians on a similar race from one side of the country to the other. Thankfully, that’s not at all what’s being planned.
Feature photo: Glenn A. Fallis
This summer the Canada 150 Voyageurs Rendezvous is planning to re-enact aspects of the Centennial Voyageur Canoe Pageant. At the top of the list of benefits in a media release put out by the Honourable Amarjeet Sohi, Minister of Infrastructure and Communities, is how this project will include Canadian activities and workshops that highlight Indigenous cultures, wrapped into the main sesquicentennial themes: diversity and inclusion, national reconciliation, environment and youth engagement.
The canoe binds us to each other and to this geography called Canada
Some may worry that the canoe is just a symbol of ongoing conquest or worse, an idea or invention wrenched from First Nations by capricious agents of the fur trade. If used sensitively and collaboratively the canoe continues to be purposed or re-purposed if we have strayed, as a unifying force.
It has been and remains an unparalleled opportunity to learn from and about each other through an activity that is as restorative for our heads and hearts as it is for our bodies and souls. As history has shown canoeing is an activity that engages the whole person. Who we were, who we are and who we can be.
The prettiest congregation of nations, the nicest confusion of tongues
Hudson’s Bay Company Governor Sir George Simpson observed this sentiment on one of his self-propelled journeys travelling in a bateau, westward from Lachine, Quebec to Astoria at the mouth of the Columbia River on the coast of Oregon.
“As curious a muster of races and languages as perhaps had ever been congretated within the same compass in any part of the world. Our crew of 10 men contained Iroquois, who spoke their own tongue; a Cree half-breed of French origin, who appeared to have borrowed his dialect from both of his parents; a North Briton, who only understood the Gaelic of his native hills; Canadians who, of course, knew French; and Sandwich Islanders, who jabbered a medly of Chinook and their own vernacular jargon. Add to all this that the passengers were natives of England, Scotland, Russia, Canada, and the Hudson’s Bay Company’s territories; and you have the prettiest congregation of nations, the nicest confusion of tongues, that has ever taken place since the days of the tower of Babel.”
This summer there will be a host of other less publicized canoe escapades linking people and places across the country. Many of these canoe-born celebrations will be less about the actual kilometres conquered and more about all of the backgrounds and ethnicities, consciously getting into the same boat and pulling together toward the future.
James Raffan is the captain of the Connected by Canoe Journey that is travelling in May 2017 from Peterborough to Ottawa. His column, Tumblehome, is a regular feature in Canoeroots magazine.
This article was first published in the Early Summer 2017 edition of Canoeroots Magazine. Subscribe to Paddling Magazine’s print and digital editions, or browse the archives.
Luke Rovner, The Kayak Hipster, looking cool and colour-coordinated
CHANCES ARE, IF YOU POST sea kayaking photos or videos on Instagram you will eventually see a from the Kayak Hipster. Luciano “Luke” Rovner shares the social love with #paddlingmixedtape featuring bow shots and kayaking drone aerials the world over. He has been an avid enthusiast of Adventure Kayak since he and his wife first took up the sport. He now fills his days dreaming, filming and living out his double-bladed passionate life. You can live vicariously through him @kayakhipster on Instagram. GABRIEL RIVETT-CARNAC
Who was the Kayak Hipster before Kayaking?
“I grew up in Beunos Aires, Argentina with parents who loved the outdoors. My wife had a similar childhood, so camping and exploring became our go-to activity.
“We started paddling in recreational kayaks and we made the transition to sea kayaks when I decided to take courses to become a more proficient paddler. Through this pricess I eventually became a kayaking instructor. I do graphic design for photo and video production in marketing and advertising. It was just a matter of time before I brought it all together.
“The hipster thing is a running joke. I used to be a drummer for a rock band in New York City and my friends always teased me about my skinny jeans, v-necks and short-boxed beard. It was an obvious name choice.”
What draws you to Greenland-style paddling?
“Friends of mine had Greenland paddles and I was always intrigued. I tried one during a rolling session and was blown away by its buoyancy and forgiveness. I became obsessed with Greenland rolls. I loved the idea of rolling up from any position and doing so gracefully and effortlessly.
“During the span of a winter, I built a skin-on-frame kayak in my basement. It’s incredible to think how these used to be made without modern tools. I wanted to share my handiwork and further my rolling skills, so I attended several Qajag USA events. I was greeted by an extremely supportive community.”
Luke Rovner, The Kayak Hipster, looking cool and colour-coordinated
When did your social media take on a life of its own?
“I don’t think I would say it has. I’m still doing the same thing I’ve done for years, but recently the level of interaction has grown. It’s humbling.
[Editor’s note: @kayakhipster has over 13,200 followers on Instagram, which is certainly impressive for a rather niche photography subject! By comparison, our Instagram account @paddlingmagazine has just over 7,000 followers. Follow us. Please.]
“When I got into paddling, I began following the feats and adventures of really accomplished kayakers around the world. Reading their stories and watching their videos was truly inspiring. I haven’t yet attempted significant paddling feats like circumnavigations. But I think that might be part of why people have been connecting with me. I’m a regular paddler who loves documenting my small adventures and the associated learning process – my wins, my failures and lots of tips I’ve found helpful along the way.”
Where do you live and love to paddle?
“We live in Westchester, New York, around an hour north of New York City up the Hudson River. We’re thankful to have numerous paddling options in the region. Our usual playground is Long Island Sound, northeast of New York City along the coast. It’s great for day paddles, camping trips and boasts a myriad of launch spots along its northern coast extending up through Connecticut and up to Rhode Island.
“We also enjoy exploring the Hudson and Delaware Rivers. Each provides very different landscapes, with plenty to see. For fun we like playing in the surf on the south shore of Long Island.”
Why is sea kayaking important to you?
“It started as a weekend activity and through the years it has become much, much more than that. From quick morning paddles to multi-day expeditions, we always try to plan our time off so we can be near the water.
“I love kayaking because it works out my body and my mind. It reconnects me to nature at a moment’s notice. It fulfills my need for adventure, exploration and rush of adrenalin when playing in waves and rough water. It’s an ever-changing landscape waiting to be photographed. It has a vast history and an amazing community. It easily combines all the elements we seek when we get precious moments to escape our daily routines.”
This article originally appeared in the Early Summer 2017 edition of Adventure Kayak.
This article originally appeared in Adventure Kayak Early Summer 2017 issue.
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Bateman and his paddling Buddha. | Photo: Tim Morch
No loon call from the middle of Khao Laem Lake as Brent Bateman slips his canoe into the water and pushes off toward the Buddhist temple across the lake.
Sangkhlaburi is a Thai frontier town near the border of Myanmar, also known as The Country Formerly Known As Burma. It’s full of Burmese refugees, Buddhist temples and soldiers—not the place you would expect to find someone launching a Prospector canoe; let alone a canoe-building business.
Calgary-born Bateman arrived in 2003 on a break from a life of academia in Bangkok and decided to set up camp.
Bateman and his paddling Buddha. | Photo: Tim Morch
“I fell in love with the area,” Bateman said, “so I built a shop.” Before the end of the year, Bateman’s new company Sanghalei Canoe and Kayak was shipping canoes. He now sells a select roster of high-end canoes and kayaks to buyers with a taste for the exotic. His customers are mainly in Thailand and Hawaii, but Bateman is working with distributors to bring his hulls to North America.
Building in Asia means the materials differ from the cedar and ash found in most wood strip canoes. Bateman claims he is the only commercial wood strip building using bamboo. It’s a plant that grows fast and dense in Asia, which keeps each canoe’s environmental footprint modest.
Bamboo and the other exotic hardwoods Bateman uses wouldn’t submit easily to the conventional wood strip construction method which uses staples to secure the strips while they are glued together, so he devised a system of male and female steel frames that press on the strips from both sides and hold them in place as the hull takes shape. Each hull is finished with a layer of fibreglass and weighs around 75 pounds.
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Building canoes in an area better known for gem smuggling than canoe portaging has presented practical difficulties. “The epoxy lay-up is an issue in the heat and humidity,” says Bateman, who goes on to explain the problems involved in training employees and gaining recognition in a country where canoes have been synonymous with dugout logs.
As Batemen skirts the far end of Khao Laem Lake he notes how different it is from the Vermillion Lakes of Alberta where he paddled his first homebuilt canvas and cedar boat at age 14. He won’t say which lake is more beautiful, but he knows which canoe he prefers.
Tim Morch is a paddler and adventure writer and photographer based in Thailand. See more of his work at www.timmorch.com.
This article was first published in the Fall 2008 issue of Canoeroots Magazine. Subscribe to Paddling Magazine’s print and digital editions here , or browse the archives here.
Bateman and his paddling Buddha. | Photo: Tim Morch