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Road Trip: A to Z

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Road Trip: A to Z

There are a lot of places on this continent where roads and rivers intersect. In fact, when you consider how many ways there are to get to a river with a car, it’s a wonder we’ve only come up with 26. We just picked 26 to show off our familiarity with the alphabet, so don’t be afraid to take a few detours along the way. 

Agers Falls, Moose River, Old Forge NY

Line up the auto-boofing lip on this 18-footer, close your eyes and hope someone gets a photo. 

Bus Eater, Ottawa River, Ontario/Quebec

“Ladies and gentlemen, this is the big one. Building, steepening, folding, crashing, frothing… bus eater is the kind of wave that is worth missing your wife’s birthday for. Not that I’m married. How many waves of this calibre have wave-side parking, eddy service and a chinese restaurant five minutes down the road?” – David Nieuwenhuis, national freestyle team member. 

Churchill River, Missinipe SK

Downstream from Devil Lake, the Churchill splits into several channels as it drops about 12 metres, creating the best play area in Saskatchewan at Barker Lake. The multiple channels make up a 20-square-kilometre whitewater puzzle. Notable features include corner Rapids, Farside, Surf City, the Shelf and Mosquito Rapids (no irony intended). 

Dog Lake, Thunder Bay ON

Crooked Rapids on the Kaministiqua River is eight kilometres downriver from Dog Lake, so this clearly qualifies as our D-destination. As a 400-metre-long set, Crooked Rapids falls into the park and run category, with three play spots along the way. a minimum of 30 cms is recommended. The upstream hydro plant has a bottom-release gate, so the tannin-coloured water stays cold until mid-July. 

Exploits River, Grand Falls-Windsor, NL

This three-kilometre, class-III run right in the town of Grand Falls-Windsor starts with a technical pool and drop section before moving into the canyon and ending at Virgin Wave, as hard to get to as its name suggests. And don’t encourage any of the normally friendly locals to billyrag (abuse) you by being a bliving (shivering) angishore (weakling). 

Folly River, Truro NS

“The Folly is full of the different drops found in various parts of the country, all mashed into one river. It has great Quebec-style slides, and mini west coast vertical drops. Add that variety to its consistent gradient, easy access and lack of severe consequences and you have one of the best creek runs in the east.” – Kelsey Thompson, Truronian and the youngest member of Canada’s freestyle team last year. Put in at Folly Lake, 30 minutes west of Truro on Highway 104. 

Gatineau River, Maniwaki QC

A huge hole (Lucifer’s Anus), a great wave (Haute Tension) and half a dozen other sets on a big, clean Quebec river. What more can you ask for? Plan your trip for the last weekend of August for the Upper Gatineau Whitewater Festival and witness the largest gaggle of open boaters with the distinct Québecoise penchant for going big. the run is an eight-kilometre stretch from below Maniwaki to above Bouchette, 130 kilometres north of Ottawa. 

Hell Hole, Ocoee River TN

One of the proving grounds during the early 1990s emergence of freestyle and the site of the first world championships in 1993. The park and play wave under the bridge has changed a little over the years thanks to floods and people experimenting with heaving rocks into the river. It’s still a fairly retentive hole, though not as satanically punishing as the name might suggest.

Illecillewaet River, Revelstoke BC

The benchmark run around Revelstoke. If you can do it, stick around and see what else Revelstoke has to offer. This big-water creeking run is like Golden’s Kicking Horse on crack. The Illecillewaet is the river A.B. Rogers followed into the Selkirks in 1881 on his way to discovering rogers Pass and allowing the CPR to finish the trans-Canadian railway. Ten bucks says he swam at least once. 

Johnston Canyon, Banff National Park AB

This limestone Banff classic is best in June, when the river, and the paved catwalks full of shutter-snapping tourists are full. How do you say “cheese” in Mandarine? Twenty five kilometres northwest of Banff on the Bow Valley Parkway.

Kipawa River, Laniel QC

Sixteen kilometres of river Hydro-Québec would like to get its hands on. Sixteen named rapids that you should be most pissed off to lose. Put in at Laniel and take out at Lake Temiskaming. 

Lundbreck Falls, Pincher Creek AB

“I’ve heard there are boulders in the landing zone, but you’re fine if you just boof the hell out of it.” So says Canmore’s Logan Grayling of the roadside attraction at the eastern end of the crowsnest Pass. Successive runs are made easy by stairs intended for the tourists attracted by the sign on the highway. The 12-metre falls only offers a soft landing in high water years, but it may be the most fun you can have at a road-side rest stop. 

Molly’s Nipple, Slave River NWT

At 16 hours north of Edmonton, the Slave River is a bit of a side trip, but the rewards are proportional. Imagine: 3,500 cms passing through a 60-square-kilometre labyrinth of islands under 24-hour sunshine. Four main sets—Cassette, Pelican, Mountain and Rapids of the Drowned— are each a separate day trip and are accessible on the only road from Fort Smith to abandoned Fort Fitzgerald. Molly’s Nipple is a titillating, smooth hump dropping into a horseshoe recirculation. 

New River Dries, Fayetteville WV

The Dries takes its name from the fact that an upstream diversion pipe leaves the riverbed dry anytime the flow is below 283 cms (10,000 cfs). But whenever the pipe reaches capacity, the Dries gets wet in a hurry. “These are big-water rapids, like the Ottawa at higher flows. It’s very continuous with huge waves and holes, and gnarly eddy fences,” says local and Wave Sport paddler Jimmy Blakeney who won the 2002 IR Big Gun Show on the massive Put-In Waves created by a 2001 flood. Ten minutes outside Fayetteville on Route 16. 

Oxtongue River, Dwight ON

“Hog’s trough and Elbow Falls are two of the finer rapids in Ontario. you could put them on the bottom Moose in New York and they’d fit right in,” boasts Thom Lambert, a guru of southern Ontario paddling. Levels around 15 cms make the Oxtongue the best place to run your first class IV and V. The rapids, with a long class III to IV section in between, are easy scouts, easy walks and easily accessed by Oxtongue Rapids Road, outside the west gate of Algonquin Provincial Park. 

Petawawa River, Petawawa ON

Day trip the section through town or park and play at the Catwalk and Golf Course play spots. Drive to the end of the road in Algonquin Provincial Park and hike up the rail grade for a creeky wilderness run upstream of Lake Travers. 

Queensborough, Ontario

Situated at the bottom of the Upper Black and the top of the Lower Black runs, the almost deserted hamlet of Queensborough enjoys a moment in the sun, sometimes rain, every spring as open boaters and kayakers come together from all over Southern Ontario for the Highway 7 creek runs on the Beaver, Black, Salmon and Skootamata. 

Rouge River, Calumet QC

Home of the Seven Sisters, “the best collection of class III to V drops in the lower Laurentians,” according to Mark Scriver, former OC freestyle world champion and designer for Esquif. On Highway 148 east of Ottawa, the put-in is off Chemin de la Riviere Rouge. A good run for tandem open canoes in the summer at 50 cms, more consequential at 500 cms in the spring. Watch out for Elizabeth—she doesn’t flush. 

St. John, New Brunswick

Reversing Falls appears and disappears where the Saint John River collides with the immense tides of the Bay of Fundy. The one-kilometre run down the main channel builds from flatwater to class IV on both high and low tides every day from mid-May to October. The rapids disappear when the river and ocean tide are at the same level. The best wave at low tide is named Greasy Chicken, after someone barfed up the Colonel’s best while surfing it. Viagara is a good ride when the tide is rising. Harold Cox, the manager of Canada’s freestyle team, recommends you stay at the Hilton: “Put in with the high tide and paddle back at low tide, going downstream both ways.” 

Taureau River, Tewkesbery QC

While its reputation for being the hardest river in Quebec may be impossible to prove, the fact that this one-day run is so remote makes the taureau one of the most consequential. The 24-kilometre run has 20 constant kilometres of class IV to V drops, requiring an eight-kilometre overland hike if you get in over your head. 

Ucluelet, Vancouver Island BC

Local surf kayakers will tell you to go to Tofino if you want to surf off the outer coast of Vancouver Island. They’ll tell you to go to tofino so you don’t over-run Ucluelet, the town at the southern end of the same Ucluth Peninsula. Uke is more laid back—in true Vancouver Island style—than the camper-jammed streets of Tofino. 

V-Wave, Cheakamus River, Whistler BC

You’ll find the V-Wave about a kilometre downriver from the confluence of Callaghan Creek and the Cheakamus river on the three-kilometre class III Cal-Cheak, a run that holds water into the fall. Be sure to scout the take-out on river left below V-Wave and above the canyon. the canyon can be run at some levels, reports local paddler Braden Fandrich, and is a good place to collect boats that have been abandoned by swimmers who missed the take-out. Five minutes south of Whistler on Highway 99. 

Whitemud Falls, Winnipeg River, Pine Falls MB

Safe, clean, warm, fast and big-volume, Whitemud Falls has three main waves. The should-be-famous Scary Wave is the river-left side of a five-metre-high breaking wave spanning the river. Whitemud is 90 minutes northeast of Winnipeg on highways 317 and 11. 

River X

This is the one that you know about and we don’t. It’s the one that isn’t 1,700 kilometres away, the one you know the levels to because you and your protective friends have a hidden gauge. Our river X is the Madawaska River and the best play spot is… 

Youghiogheny River, Maryland

In the pre-plastic days, the Yough was considered one of the toughest rivers to paddle, not to mention pronounce. It’s still a classic run, with consistent class IV sets that punish floaters and reward technical boaters. Legend has it that Jeff Snyder used to stride the river (paddle it standing up) with his mother in the bow. 

Z-Turn Rapid, Lake Creek, Colorado

There’s a reason this set isn’t called S-Turn rapids like dozens of other sets you’ve no doubt paddled before arriving at Z (you were travelling in alphabetical order, weren’t you?). The current makes a severe left turn and slams directly into a severely undercut cliff. It’s one of the last surprises from a run that is three parts meandering class II, two parts continuous class IV and one part gruesome bedrock gorges. 

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Driven: Across the Plains to a Distant Watering Hole

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Driven: Across the Plains to a Distant Watering Hole

The endless Rocky Mountain winter was showing signs of retreat: tawny tufts of grass hugged a ground that reeked of thawing dog shit; puffs of thermals enshrined the nearby peaks the way a ballerina’s tutu protects her from indecency; chunks of discarded ice ground languorously downstream from the tug of gravity. Sean, Spencer and I had long been incubating spring paddling plans. But in Alberta, seasons loiter like eighth-graders at a 7-11. Spring and winter were still deadlocked in their annual tug-of-war and the life-giving melt was still months away. It was not the place for hydrophiles.

That’s where Jessica, the belle of 1981, rolled into the picture. At 25 years, she was showing signs of her age. A full 497,458 kilometres into her life, the maroon Volvo wagon favoured one side, limping to the left like she had a degenerative hip. Shards of brittle frame crumbled like lepers’ sores with each slam of her steel doors. And she had bad gas.

Philosophers and biologists don’t always see eye to eye, but they’ll generally agree that humans separate themselves from the rest of the animal kingdom by letting rational thought guide their behaviour. But as I slung my gear into Jessica while the rest of the West slept, I wondered if the paddling sub-species might have more in common with some of our hydrophilic cousins in the animal kingdom than we do with Plato.

As the dry air ripped through my shaggy fleece, it was obvious that when it comes to paddling, measured judgment takes a back seat to the same compulsive forces that drive wildebeest on their annual 3,000-kilometre trek across the vast, arid Serengeti Plain. Unable to go more than a few days without fresh water, wildebeest are continually on the move, exposing themselves to constant attack from lions, cheetahs and packs of spotted hyenas. Sometimes it’s not even the predators that get them, but the rigours of al- ways needing to find a fresh wa- tering hole.

The hyenas were nipping at Jessica’s back bumper as she rumbled up to Sean’s place a bit late. Both Spencer and Sean were hunched over their gear bags, shivering beside the curb. We had three days, a ten-year-old’s weekly allowance between us, and our sights set on any old creek in B.C. that held enough water to float our boats.

The other cars that passed us on the road seemed so clean and business-oriented while Jessica chugged along like a circus rig moving to the next small town. As we roared over the Rockies, a late-winter emission from Sean’s poorly stored gear bag caught an airborne back-eddy and wafted forward. Spencer threatened to tie it to the roof, but the rack that held the boats was itself a dubious set-up. The 1981 factory rack was not designed for bulbous creek boats, and it didn’t help that the paint around one of the brackets was bulging with internal rust.

There was no music to drown out the sounds of the shifting boats on the three-legged rack, no backbeat for the distracting stench that was reminiscent of a Junior-A hockey team’s dressing room. Only the façade of my radio remained. It had crackled its last AM country radio station a year ago before sending itself out to pasture.

Three hours later, high from the booty hotbox, I down-shifted Jessica with savage satisfaction into B.C.’s Columbia Valley and stopped at a thin veneer of crystal-clear water rushing over a chaotic mangle of rocks in the bed of Toby Creek.

“This is ass low,” commented Sean tersely.

“I’ve paddled it with just a little more water than this,” Spencer countered, unstrapping the boats. Toby Creek’s classic Seven Canyons run wasn’t its char- acteristically explosive self today, but it fit one criteria – it had water. After the cold, early morning and the reeking ride, a few gulps of whitewater on Toby Creek would relieve some of our dehydration.

Like a heroin fix, Toby only evened us out. The next morning we wanted our high and the Bull River was our next chance at finding an intoxicating flow. But the Bull wasn’t in much of a bucking mood and it’s exclamation point ended up being not a class IV rapid but a desolate, frost-heaved logging road. With only one car we had to hoof it in tight booties for two hours to complete the shut- tle. Conversation gravitated toward paddling, but the sto- ries hid behind the veil of winter; memories were distant and hazy. Underneath it all lingered my thoughts of Jessica and the abusive terrain we pushed her over to get to another “too-damned-early” run.

The Bull left me tired, but not depleted like I am after full sphincter contractions on a wild piece of river. That drowsiness eluded us all as we camped for the second night without the benefit of a tent in the bramble bushes of a rest area. Our choice of bivouac suited our float through purga- tory. We were on the way to somewhere; we just weren’t there yet. I fell restlessly to sleep; vaguely aware that each time I shifted, a nearby thorn pulled a puff of feathers from my down bag and into the night. 

Drawn by water like a tree sinking its roots deep into the mois- ture of the earth, we woke unnaturally early and summoned ourselves to the curiously named Upper-Lower reach of the Elk. Hoping it would bring some satisfaction to our wanderings, Spencer and Sean jumped out of Jessica to check the flow. The deep-toned growl from below suggested a runnable reach. We could plainly see Leap of Faith, a robust 50-foot waterfall that tumbled off the lip like a pleated wedding dress. Early sea- son or not, Sean was an oak root boring through a lead pipe to get to water. He headed upstream to find a put-in above the falls. Spencer and I offered to run safety.

Avoiding Leap of Faith was a leap of faith in itself. The only other access into the gorge was a set of cart tracks used to lower workers to a small hydro plant. Most rail grades don’t exceed 2 per cent, pleasant for bicycling seniors. But even the gnarliest freeriders wouldn’t touch this grade; the tracks plunged to river’s edge at a 45-degree angle.

My foot slid around inside my half-dry booty as I kicked some of the loose rocks out of the way on the fourth creosote-oozing railway tie. My gut worried about Spencer behind me. A slip and he would turn into a helmeted bowling ball. My boat dug painfully into my shoulder nerves, my paddle hand tingled and my legs began to wobble. Even a fall near the bottom would have spelled disaster, but we just giggled. The trip—festering gear, greasy grub and camping an unknown distance from heaven or hell—had turned us into giddy fools. We wobbled unceremoniously to the edge. Sean made a much grander entrance than us, tossing himself over Leap of Faith and showing us his sea-legs were more stable than our land-legs.

My shaky thighs felt more comfortable jammed inside my mango boat as it carved into the current behind Spencer. I could feel the pull of the heavy water, it felt like a thick mid- summer glacial rapid on a hot day. The hours driving through an arid early spring in a boxy freight car didn’t seem so bad now. Our glass was filled to the brim and we were chugging it down.

Like most good drinks, it came in a short glass. After two kilometres we were done and had to climb out of the eroded masterpiece up a similarly steep incline, the climb made tough- er by the fact we were climbing away from water. It was like a wildebeest feeling the heat descending on another dry season after barely whetting its muzzle at the end of another Serengeti cycle. Like the wildebeests’, our journey was worth it, neces- sary. Without it, we risked withering away waiting for water to come to us.

From a distance, we could see that Jessica didn’t look as relieved as we felt. She was listing. That was normal; her shocks had absorbed their last bump long ago. But she was sagging more than that. She was flat on one side. Yesterday’s Bull must have done her harm.

“She’s got enough air to get us to Fernie,” declared Sean, a man with grease under his fingernails often enough you know you can trust him.

“You guys got five bucks?” Spencer asked as Jessica hobbled to a stop in front of Fernie’s 7-11. We pooled together some change and he came back in an instant with a bag of salt-and-vinegar chips and a can of Flat-Fix. We read the warning sign on the label, made sure we had the valve cap off, and unloaded the toxic gob into Jessica’s atrophied limb.

She drank it down like a can of Red Bull before the third period, and we slammed her heavy doors and sped away—as per the instructions—to make sure the foam spun evenly throughout the tire. The tire was now un-salvageable for the long term, but we would get home and complete the loop.

The icy air that had sent us away had lost some of its bite as we crossed back over the Rockies and into Alberta. Sean’s booties, the precarious rack and the mute radio were all a little less demoralizing. We had tasted water after the long winter’s drought. Jessica was another story. Her Flat-Fix high was wear- ing off and a faint squealing sound made me worry that one of her bearings was giving out. Either that or it was the yipping of an approaching hyena.

Raymond Schmidt wrote about re-discovering the Cascade River in the Summer, 2005, issue of Rapid. 

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Anyone Who Wants to be a Open Boater…Raise Your Hand

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Anyone Who Wants to be a Open Boater...Raise Your Hand

In his book Gestures, author Roger Axtell has catalogued body language from around the world. He found that similar gestures mean different things depend- ing on where you live. For example, raising your hand and extending your thumb and little finger is the sign for “cool” in hawaii, while in Mexico the same gesture will get you a drink, and in Japan it means the number six. Perhaps with increased globalization lifting your hand in this manner will get you six cold beers at bars around the world. In canoeing, the similar gesture of raising your grip hand shows that you respect the river enough to stay ready to react to anything it might throw at you.

When your grip hand is high, your paddle shaft will be vertical, next to the canoe and close to your knee—right where you want it to be.

Correction strokes are a short reach back to your hip and you need only slice the blade forward to the catch position for a power stroke. If you need a quick righting pry, no problem, your paddle is already at your side and ready for action. With your grip hand held high you can instantly twist your paddle shaft and use the blade as a bow rudder for shifts left and right.

Since most strokes originate with a vertical paddle shaft, there is rarely a reason to drop your grip hand to link different strokes. 

A high grip hand will also improve your posture and balance by keeping the paddle shaft and your arms close to your body. With your paddle next to the canoe, you are positioned to rotate at the waist to perform paddle strokes without reaching or leaning. Less leaning means fewer braces and more time for power and correction strokes.

The next time you are on the river, look around at other canoeists who are moving smoothly and appear to be paddling with little effort. You’ll probably see that their grip hand rarely drops down toward the gunwale. Paddlers that do drop their hand often appear to be bobbing their bodies while their boats twitch and lurch awkwardly from one eddy to another. Dropping your grip hand leads to poor paddling posture, a lack of stability and rushed strokes that are executed too late to be effective.

So raise your grip hand to the river. Among canoeists, this gesture will be recognized as the key to linking effective strokes, smooth paddling, great posture and, ultimately, a deep respect for the river.

Andrew Westwood is a regular contributor to Rapid. He’s an open canoe instructor at the Madawaska Kanu Centre and member of team Esquif. 

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The Search Continues: the Theme in Wilderness Tripping Journals

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The Search Continues: the Theme in Wilderness Tripping Journals

There was a logbook, covered in dust with the spine worn bare, that for years greeted expedition canoeists when they reached Fort Albany. The register was an end-of-trip ritual for canoeists who had finally made it to James bay. Sign your name, enter the date, and add a comment or two. The entries ranged from expressions of gratitude for being finished, to remorse for a trip that had ended.

But it’s what’s not written down, the story that isn’t told, that speaks louder than the pencil scratch on the page.

Bruce Hodgins—author, historian, retired professor and, with a personal canoe resume that reaches back to the 1950s, one of the architects of Canada’s canoe culture—is a man who knows about what is and isn’t found in canoeing logbooks and trip journals. Hodgins teamed up with fellow historian Gwyneth Hoyle to research the recent history of canoe travel and put it in one place. The result is the remarkable Canoeing North into the Unknown, A Record of River Travel: 1874 to 1974 (Natural Heritage, 1994), a seminal collection of the who, what, when and where of canoe tripping history.

You would not sit down and read hodgins’ and hoyle’s book from cover to cover. It’s a resource, a list of dates and names, with minimal description or qualification. entries receive equal billing and range from the famous:

“1789 Alexander Mackenzie, on his fifth crossing of the Methye Portage, travelled north, all the way down the Mackenzie River to the Arctic ocean.”

To the mundane:
“1974 Camp kandalore: John Fallis and guy Delaire led a boys group down the Missininaibi River to Moose Factory.”

To the epic:
“1930 Eric Sevareid, 17, and Walter Port, 19, canoed from their home in Minneapolis to York Factory—a total of 2,250 miles.”

I spoke with hodgins this spring. He was preparing to run the Irondale River in Ontario’s Kawartha region, even though at 75 years of age and with heart problems, his doctor no longer allows him to portage his own canoe.

I wanted to ask him about something that was missing in Canoeing North into the Unknown. It’s the same thing missing from the Fort Albany register, and that was why. Why did all those people take to the north at a time when access was difficult, trips were expensive and canoeing for pleasure was considered foolhardy? The names and dates share little of what the trip was about; the motivation, the experience as it unfolded, the stories, and the memories. What was it these people were seeking?

As Hodgins points out, in the early days of recreational tripping, canoers didn’t know much about the rivers they were travelling until they got on them. They were heading somewhere, unsure of what they would find. Hodgins thinks this is at once the reason they didn’t explain their motives, and also their motivation for going.

I prompted him with a line from the introduction to his book: “For some, the long northern river voyage is part of a quest pattern, a challenge, an exploration…a journey into the unknown.”

“Absolutely,” said Hodgins. “There is an emotional element to tripping on rivers, a re-experiencing of wonder as you discover something that was un- known to you. gwyneth was right to put “unknown” in the title. It’s the seeking out of something unknown that engages the individual.”

Hodgins’ book is intriguing because in it you don’t actually read about the quest for the unknown, but you know it is there. You can feel it from the lack of information that describes the simple trip details. For each entry there is a profound story left untold.

While the early explorers were charting vast wilderness, today’s paddlers are on their own search for something unknown to them. Pouring over a map, watching the weather, and nervously anticipating what’s around the next bend is part of the discovery on a canoe expedition. It is a personal quest, that can be discerned in trip journals, but only if you know what to look for. A camp’s map coordinates could be meticulously logged, followed by a scrawled, “The most beautiful place on earth.” Notes on an unplanned portage are followed by, “The hardest day of my life.” while short on detail, these simple lines speak volumes about the writer’s motivation; the why. The desire to challenge oneself by confronting the unknown is ultimately personal, and can only be hinted at in a few short sentences in a dusty register.

I asked Hodgins if the theme of a quest to explore the unknown persisted intact over the course of the last century and a half of canoe travel.

“Ah, yes, I still believe that the quest for the unknown is an element of why people do it,” hodgins replied, as he buckled the strap on his canoe pack and placed it by the door. It would be ready for him to pick up in the morn- ing as he went out again to experience something, something he wasn’t quite sure of yet. Those who wrote journals in the past, or will keep one in the future, likely would not admit to this emotional quest—it certainly isn’t written down anywhere in the Fort Albany journal— but it is there, between every line.

Jeff Jackson is a professor of outdoor adventure at Algonquin College in Pembroke, Ontario.

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Fake Rivers Ringing Up Real Profits

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Fake Rivers Ringing Up Real Profits

Whitewater paddlers are shedding their reputation for being dirtbags and may soon be better known as moneybags, according to speakers at a recent symposium where promoters of manufactured whitewater dis- cussed the economic benefits of urban paddling parks.

With whitewater parks located in downtown cores, paddlers have no choice but to trade cooking on campstoves and sleeping in vans for fancy restaurant meals and cozy hotel rooms. At the symposium in Colorado, city councillors from Golden, Colorado, said paddlers visiting its whitewater park—which cost $170,000 to build—spent $3 million at local businesses last summer; and in Vail, Colorado, retailers estimated ringing up $1 million in sales during just one week of rafting and whitewater events in 2005.

The first whitewater park in the United States was built in Denver, Colorado, in 1978. Since then, they’ve sprung up in droves—from Reno, Nevada, to Charlotte, North Carolina—according to Scott Shipley, a three-time U.S. Olympic kayaker and now an engineer with a firm that builds the parks.

Shipley estimates that there are currently 40 to 60 parks in the United States, many in downtown cores, but in Canada the closest thing to a whitewater park remains the altered flows and rearranged features of natural waterways like Alberta’s Kananaskis River, Ontario’s Gull River and British Columbia’s Rutherford Creek—none of which are in what you’d call a metropolitan area or within walking distance to a sushi bar.

Now several Canadian cities are consider- ing cashing in on the flow from human-made whitewater. Next year, Calgary will begin construction of a $6-million downtown facility that will divert the Bow River into an after-work pad- dling hotspot. In Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, a proposal to remove an 11-foot weir and create a multi-channel, 300-metre whitewater park on the South Saskatchewan River is working its way through the design stage. There’s early speculation about a project in Nova Scotia that would unearth the long-buried Sawmill River and make Dartmouth an urban whitewater destination. And in trying to salvage some benefit from Toronto’s failed Olympic bid, the Niagara Whitewater Park Association is negotiating with Ontario Power Generation and property owners for water rights and land access to create a park on St. Catharines’ Twelve Mile Creek.

Brock Dickinson, St. Catharines’ director of economic development, says the local business community is behind the proposal. Dickinson believes cash benefits would ex- tend beyond the construction, hotel and restaurant sectors and might open doors for St. Catharines to become a regional or national training centre.

Of course, obstacles remain in many cities. With a price tag of $6 million, Dickinson says the city won’t be able to make the park happen on its own and he doesn’t know where the money will come from. As the proposals are studied further, paddlers who want to paddle right in their home towns will have to wait and hope their politicians realize that it takes money to make money. 

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Tidal Rapids on the BC Coast

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Tidal Rapids on the BC Coast

When dealing with the Pacific Ocean, it doesn’t take much to get spanked. A Vancouver Island kayaker was surfing the massive wave pile known as Okisollo Upper one minute and was a distant swimming speck in the ocean the next. A hundred-horsepower saviour hit the throttle and took off after the helpless buoy as the 10-knot tidal current carried him into the blue expanse.

With tidal rapids like Okisollo and Skookumchuck being on the itinerary of today’s best paddlers and photographers, the rapids are rolling easily off the tongues of increasing numbers of paddlers, but landlubbing first-timers testing the tidal waters quickly realize that when it comes to the ocean, the ball looks the same but the field is something altogether different.

Tidal rapids are the result of a rhythmic interaction between the moon, continents and ocean water. The moon’s gravitational force pulls the ocean along behind it—picture some groupies chasing a rock star. continents act like bouncers, blocking the ocean’s crush, forcing the swell to crowd against the land as high tide.

So, as the tide goes from low to high and the Pacific Ocean rises against the shores of British columbia, ocean water pushes against Vancouver Island and pours in behind. But, in the constricted northern section of the Inside Passage, the tide is impeded by islands. As more and more water pushes against the islands it rushes around them, like it would around rocks in a river.

With salt water being denser than fresh, tidal exchanges being as high as four metres and volumes reaching thousands of cubic metres per second, tidal rapids can make rivers seem like a sidestreet gutter after a light drizzle.

Just like at better-known Skookumchuck, a rock shelf just below the ocean’s surface creates an ever-changing whitewater factory at Okisollo. The speed, size and nature of the wave changes as the tide rises and the current strengthens. Upper Okisollo morphs from manageable play wave, to breaking wave, to Zambezi-sized frothing hole, to glassy smooth in a couple of hours. As high tide passes the waters equalize on both sides of the shelf and the whole process is reversed.

“Tidal rapids are as dependable as the moon,” says Zak cross, a Vancouver Island kayaker. “Even when there’s no water in the rivers the tidal rapids are flowing.” cross has been playing in tidal rapids since 1996, sometimes using a motorboat to explore the near-infinite and rarely visited tidal rapids hidden in the maze of islands and channels around Vancouver Island.

A few minutes later the motorboat reaches the swimmer and helps him into the boat, no doubt grateful—and newly appreciative of what the moon has to offer whitewater paddling.  

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Connected People

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Editorial: Connected People

Almost all the tents had been taken down and paddlers had moved on to different rivers to enjoy the last day of the Victoria Day long weekend. Palmer Fest, Ontario’s largest whitewater paddling festival, was a huge success by all accounts, except one.

As the event organizer I’d been running on only about three hours of sleep, sleep I had caught after the second band finished their second encore and we drained the last keg, sleep I had snuck in before 5 a.m. when I got up to cook pancakes for 400 people, before getting on the water to teach my morning clinic. Looking back on it, I might have been feeling a little sharp and not in the mood for her constructive feedback. However, I did ask if she had a good time at the festival.

She said I should have facilitated a framework for better communication. She told me that she didn’t meet anyone at Palmer Fest and that as the host I was missing a wonderful networking opportunity, that I was really only halfway to really connecting paddlers. I told her it sounded like she wanted me to organize a children’s birthday party.

I couldn’t image a better way of connecting paddlers than hosting Palmer Fest. We hired 30 of the friendliest instructors to teach clinics. We invited an alleyway of paddling schools, boat companies and clubs to share information and skills. We put on a supper, a breakfast and a sat- urday night party. There was even free day-care so parents could get out on the water. We even partnered with a non-profit co-operative paddling school to host the event.

I walked down to the late-night bonfire by the water and saw bongos, guitars and some dude drumming on a blue barrel while others danced crazy dances around the largest white-man fire I’d ever seen. The social scene at paddling fes- tivals is like an extended family reunion—we know we are all related but are too busy having fun to figure out how exactly.

The ease with which paddlers strike up con- versations about rivers and form instant bonds with each other is the reason I’ve built my life around paddling.

Paddlers don’t “connect” in boardrooms and don’t need to play name games to get to know one another; no, we’re more like cowboys. I remember sitting at a roadhouse establishment in Hamilton. It was 1996 and the Edmonton Eskimos were playing the Toronto Argonauts in the 84th Grey Cup CFl football championship. In walked two cowboys, real cowboys, with worn boots, saddle coats and stetsons. There was the usual hush as the locals eyeballed the new guys. The cowboys didn’t sit down alone in the corner waiting for the bartender to ask them to share their names and their favourite flavour of ice cream with everybody in the bar. no sir, they were in town for the game and were surrounded by like- minded football fans. They walked up to the bar: “Howdy, I’m Troy and this here’s my brother Bob. We’re from Alberta, and we’re here for a good time.” They shook hands with everyone, sat down and ordered 50 long necks for their new friends. By halftime they knew everyone in the joint by name. We all had a great time.

With a firm handshake, I promise you can walk up to any group of paddlers at any festival, in any campground, around any campfire, at any put-in and you will have your connection. You could try and put a label on it, call it a positive, mutually- supportive communication between contributing members of a similar community. or you could pull up a log at the fire, introduce yourself and discuss who’s running shuttle in the morning.

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Kevin Callan’s Black Bear Bust-Up

close up of a black bear face
What’s cooking? | Feature photo: Marc Olivier Jodoin/Unsplash

It was a relief to reach the takeout after fighting headwinds for the last three days of the trip. The rowhouse campground at the provincial park was crowded, but I was glad for the company and ready to relax. Relaxing was difficult, though, thanks to the black bear that kept dropping by looking for a snack.

Kevin Callan’s black bear bust-up

I couldn’t understand why he was picking on me. I had the cleanest site in the campground. Charlie, the bear biologist camped beside me, told me it was because the bear could sense I was scared of him.

But I was more exasperated than scared when the bear ambled into my site the second night after my peaceful dinner of mac and cheese. I grabbed a pair of pots and banged them together. The pots made a racket but it didn’t scare the bear off. It probably made the situation worse when the remnant cheesecaked noodles flew out of the pots and across the campsite.

close up of a black bear face
What’s cooking? | Feature photo: Marc Olivier Jodoin/Unsplash

I threw down the pots, grabbed a rock and tossed it at him. He gave me a stare that said, “That was stupid!” and charged.

The bear bore down on me like a freight train, pulling up only five feet from me before rising up on his hind legs, snapping his teeth and growling.

My mouth hung open in fright, but the lessons from a dozen bear safety manuals leapt to mind and I waved my arms up in the air and yelled surprisingly creative things about his mother.

They must have hit home. He turned on his heels and ran to the edge of the site.

He who laughs last

That’s when I should have called it quits. But I was buzzing on fear and adrenalin and, what’s more, I was angry. Long suppressed rage from years of being picked on in grade school playgrounds welled up from somewhere deep inside me and burst out. I wouldn’t be bullied anymore. I had chased the bear out of my campsite and now I would beat him at his own game of intimidation.

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The middle of your campsite is not where you want to encounter a black bear. | Photo: iStock

I advanced wild-eyed on him, snapping my teeth and making as fearsome a growling noise as a 150-pound weakling can make. The look he gave me told me he was very unimpressed. He turned and scampered down the shore, but he couldn’t be said to be running scared.

The bear swung close by a row of boats, passing two Grummans and one kayak before digging in his heels as he came to my canoe resting innocently on the beach. He gave it a sniff, and immediately went to work on it, tearing at the bow with his claws and ripping off part of the deck plate.

With a final snort in my direction he skipped off, leaving me in a macaroni-strewn campsite with unpleasant memories of schoolyard bullies once again bouncing around in my head.

Kevin Callan has gone back to banging pots nervously when confronted by bears.

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Marathon Canoeing: One Stroke Over the Line

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Marathon Canoeing: One Stroke Over the Line

Bob Vincent does not take a DNF beside his name in race results lightly.

The 62-year-old marathon canoeist from Dorchester, Ontario, had twice entered the Texas Water Safari—billed as the world’s toughest boat race—but limped away with a “Did Not Finish” both times. In 2003, Vincent paddled in a six- person crew but left the boat when dehydration threatened. In 2004, he and his partner wrapped their canoe around a rock and abandoned the race.

The Safari is a gruelling 418-kilometre, non-stop race down the San Marcos River to the Gulf of Mexico that has tested paddlers since 1965. Mid- June temperatures often top 38 degrees.

The portages—and there are many—conceal poisonous spiders and snakes. The river is strewn with tree trunks torn from the banks by flood waters and alligators prowl its lower stretches. Paddlers must carry all of their food and gear; a support crew can only offer water, ice and verbal encouragement—for what it’s worth.

When Vincent and I finished reason- ably well at the 25-kilometre 2004 United States Canoe Association (USCA) Nationals, he asked me to race the 2005 Safari with him. I laughed in his face. The look he gave stopped me in mid-chuckle. A week later, I called to tell him I had changed my mind. Vincent packs his 170 pounds onto a potent 5’8” frame. He bench-presses 245 pounds. And he would not stand for another DNF. If anyone could get me across the Safari’s distant finish line it would be Vincent.

Vincent, with his trademark polka-dot cotton welding hat bobbing steadily, had finished the 740-kilometre Yukon River Quest from Whitehorse to Dawson City twice, once as overall winner after out-psyching and out-paddling a pair of strong and younger kayakers in a faster boat. 

I was also intrigued by what I would learn from spending more time in the canoe with “Coach Bob,” as he’s known to the readers of the col- umn he writes under that name for the USCA’s Canoe News.

“Bob loves to analyze every aspect of paddling, racing and training,” says editor Gareth Stevens, “He’s fascinating to be around if you share, even slightly, his obsession for paddling.”

For Vincent, it is the variables of racing that have captivated him for the last 40 years.

“It’s so quiet when you’re on the water by yourself,” he says. “And so incredibly intense when you’re bearing down on another canoe.”

And so, on to Texas.

We wanted to finish in less than 50 hours, and so we had suffered through winter aerobic training in the cold rain and snow. Vincent had readied our 18.5-foot-long hull with extra bulkheads to stiffen and strengthen the 30-pound Kevlar eggshell.

I will spare readers the gruesome de- tails of the race. I will skim over the fact that at the first liftover portage a few hundred yards into the race I unwisely ran so fast I dropped our canoe, breaking a gunnel that Vincent would later fix.

I won’t dwell on the new personal re- cords I set for projectile vomiting in the heat of every afternoon. Vincent kept paddling while I rested, drank, ate and recovered.

I will skim over the crash into trees the second night on the river when Vincent patiently coaxed me off the mid-river tree  trunk I clung to. We waited until daylight for Vincent to perform his canoe-fixing magic. I will give short shrift to our ordeal of capsizing in a dark San Antonio Bay, when we swam to the shore and spent most of the night dozing on a flooded grassy island waiting for the howling wind to die down. And I will merely summarize the last part of our journey along a ship- ping canal, following a compass bear- ing in the dark while dodging old piers and fighting waves until dawn. We finished after 69 hours, to the relief of 30 onlookers who were worried because we had disappeared forsix hours.

What I will be sure to mention, however, is that at the finish line one of the historic greats of the Safari approached to congratulate me and tell me it had taken him four atempts to get his finishing plaque in the C2 class. I nodded, and thanked him, but I didn’t tell him he should have first tried it with Bob Vincent for a partner.

I spent the next two weeks on powerful antibiotics fighting infections from insect bites incurred while sleeping on that flooded island. Soon I was racing again, amazed at how easy 20-kilometre races had become. But when Vincent called and told me that just bettering his DNF finishes wasn’t enough, that he was going back to the Safari in 2006, all I could do was wish him well.

I did learn a lot from paddling with Coach Bob as an example. I learned my next attempt at the Safari will have to wait until I am older and tougher.

Fifty-year-old Don Stoneman races canoes and instructs marathon paddling in southwestern Ontario. 

This article on marathon canoeing was published in the Spring 2006 issue of Canoeroots.This article first appeared in the Spring 2006 issue of Canoeroots Magazine. For more great content, subscribe to Canoeroots’ print and digital editions here.

Hot Rod Paddling: Canoe Fishing

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Hot Rod Paddling: Canoe Fishing

Essential Trip Tackle Box 

You don’t need a lot of gear to catch a lot of fish. All the lures necessary to target a wide range of species will fit easily into a 7- by 11-inch plastic case. 

Fill it with mid-sized spinners, gold and silver spoons, three-to six-inch diving minnow-shaped crank baits, coloured head jigs and soft plastic grubs. In separate film containers bring split shot sinkers, single hooks, some snap swivels to reduce line twist and a few fine wire leaders if targeting pike.

Round out your kit with a spare 100-metre spool of 8- to 12-pound test line, a fillet knife and needle-nose pliers. If you’re feeling confident, throw in a scale and tape measure. Stuff it all in a small tackle bag or slide it into an easy-to-reach pocket of a canoe pack. 

Keep Your Rod Ready

Lash a two-foot length of three-inch PVC pipe under the seat to function as a quick-draw rod and reel holster. Slide the rod through from the middle of the canoe toward the end so the tip is tucked under the bow or stern deck. Secure the reel with a loop of shock cord. This simple system allows for spur-of-the-moment angling and reduces the chances you’ll end up with a broken rod at the end of a portage. 

Fish On the Go

Test the waters while still making headway toward your next campsite by trolling as you go.

Spoons or minnow-shaped crank baits are the best lures for trolling. Let them run beside the canoe so you can gauge the correct speed for seductive lure behavior.

Cast behind the canoe, let out about 50 metres of line and brace the rod against the gunwale so you can keep an eye on it while paddling.

The best trolling speed for most lures is slower than you’d normally paddle, so be patient and remind your trip mates that if they are intent on paddling fast they can go ahead to the campsite and collect enough firewood for a fish fry. 

Find the Fish

Fish gravitate to prominent features found along the bottom or shore. Cast your lure along the edges of weed beds or over shoals and drop-offs. Cover a wide range of depths while trolling by weaving in close to shore until you can see bottom before veering off again. 

In the cold water of early spring all species will be in water less than 15 feet deep. As the waters warm fish move deeper, especially cold-water species like lake, brook and rainbow trout. Warm-water species like bass, walleye, pike and perch may still be found as shallow as five or 10 feet through the summer,
so long as there’s cover like weeds, submerged wood or overhanging trees.

In rivers, fish congregate in areas of transition. Look for the places where strong currents converge with deep water, like at the base of rapids or the deep holes and undercut banks of corner pools. Cast across the river and draw your lure through the current. 

It’s a Keeper!

With luck you’ll end the day by preparing a meal of freshly caught fish.

Lay out a two-ply piece of tin foil and spread a layer of butter or margarine over it. Place the fillets on the butter and top each with a slice of lemon, a slice of onion, a spoonful of diced tomatoes, salt and pepper.

Cover with another sheet of foil and fold the sheets together to seal all edges. Place on a grill over a medium-hot fire. When the foil puffs up pierce a few holes in the top and let it steam for 10 minutes. Spoon any excess juice over rice and enjoy the rewards of your angling efforts knowing there are no pots to wash.

James Smedley is a contributing editor to Ontario Out of Doors magazine.

This article on canoe fishing was published in the Spring 2006 issue of Canoeroots.This article first appeared in the Spring 2006 issue of Canoeroots Magazine. For more great content, subscribe to Canoeroots’ print and digital editions here.